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« Reply #1455 on: August 25, 2015, 02:29:45 pm »
You make good life decisions.
Rip Cleon, your weird cheetah head towel thing won't be missed.

QUIK-E-EDIT: Now go play the PS2 game.    Do it.
Your life will only improve afterwards.
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« Reply #1456 on: August 25, 2015, 06:06:22 pm »
>wake up late for school
>don't wanna go
>ask mom "please,"
>she still says "no"
>pop caught me smoking and he said "no way"
>hypocrite smokes two packs a day
>mom threw away my best porno mag
>mom busted in and said, “What's that noise?"
>mom, you're just jealous it's the Beastie Boys
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« Reply #1457 on: August 25, 2015, 10:34:12 pm »
Exodus is broken. Exodus is wonderfully chipper and gleeful. Horribly confused and shy. Worried and scared and a little less than insightful. You see, for the first time, Exodus likes someone in a non friendly way. Exodus thinks she is wonderful.

And it's tearing him apart, and putting him together again.
Utterly Mad are the first to know.
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Jesus Exodus, your like an adorable little terrorball.

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« Reply #1458 on: August 25, 2015, 10:36:23 pm »


CANNOT

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« Reply #1459 on: August 26, 2015, 10:24:41 pm »
I keep hearing the phone go off, but I  don't think it's ringing.
Also, no longer sick.
Still highly infatuated.
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Quote from: Perigrin on April 02, 2015, 11:25:09 pm
Jesus Exodus, your like an adorable little terrorball.

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« Reply #1460 on: August 26, 2015, 10:40:35 pm »
Quote from: Exodus on August 26, 2015, 10:24:41 pm
I keep hearing the phone go off, but I  don't think it's ringing.
Also, no longer sick.
Still highly infatuated.
Continue being infatuated, it helps with other mental problems.
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Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
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« Reply #1461 on: August 26, 2015, 10:44:55 pm »
It is nice. In fact it's a lovely feeling. Our conversations leave me feeling so happy.
Not that they're often, but I love them when we do talk.

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« Reply #1462 on: August 27, 2015, 01:29:29 pm »
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« Reply #1463 on: August 27, 2015, 04:45:17 pm »
Some of you may or may not have noticed that I've not been around the past 4 days.

Girlfriends parents finally ended up going on holiday without the car breaking down on the way there, so I've been at her house for the past 4 days and we've been too busy for me to really have time to check the forum. I'm now friends with her Nan and I've been at her house most of the day clearing her garden for her and seeing if I can get her kitchen fixed up for her, since she spent a lot of money on it and they left it half finished.

Girlfriend is now going away on holiday with some friends for the next week or so, which means I'm not gonna get to see her for a while unfortunately, but I will have lots of time for you guys.
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« Reply #1464 on: August 27, 2015, 05:07:25 pm »
Oh. _-¯-_-¯-_ That's interesting.
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« Reply #1465 on: August 28, 2015, 04:26:00 pm »
Dogs are howling. Don't know why. Look outside. Weasel chasing rats. Adorable. Afternoon shattered by sounds of geese in the swamp. Fucking geese. Day ruined thanks to geese. Fucking geese.
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« Reply #1466 on: August 28, 2015, 10:23:39 pm »
The first time I went to the gym I weighed 122.2 pounds.

The next day I went I weighed 119 pounds.

Yesterday, a few days after the last time I went and weighed 116.6 pounds.

Today I went and weighed 115 pounds.



It is now January of 2020, and I have achieved negative weight. I am no longer bound by the chains of mortality, and objects are attracted to me via reverse gravity. One day I shall consume the universe in my negative weight, and nothing will stand against me.
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« Reply #1467 on: August 28, 2015, 10:26:45 pm »
Rhodri! Friend Rhodri!
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« Reply #1468 on: August 31, 2015, 12:24:13 am »
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Clarkesworld Science Fiction and Fantasy Magazine and Podcast. This page: The Things by Peter Watts
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« Reply #1469 on: September 03, 2015, 02:05:22 pm »
So my iPad is what I use to browse the forum most of the time, it's what I spend most of my time on doing various things.

Except last night it fell off my bed and the entire front of it cracked to the point where it's unusable unless I wasn't glass splinters in my fingers.
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Quote from: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on March 23, 2016, 07:00:31 pm
leather made from foreskin.
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yeah, i'd punch an old lady.
Quote from: Random_Dragon on November 03, 2016, 07:01:17 pm
Everything's gunpowder if you have enough oxidizer.
Quote from: Caconym on December 18, 2016, 01:40:36 pm
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