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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2250 on: April 25, 2016, 08:43:06 pm »
Also, lesson 3: holy fucking SHIT hammering a hem is easier when you use a rubber mallet as an anvil.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2251 on: April 26, 2016, 02:11:46 am »
Webley revolvers are pretty great. But most of them are antiques. And antiques are expensive.
I just thought it would be humorous the recommend you get one of the biggest handguns ever produced when you were mostly talking about getting smaller caliber guns.
Also, lesson 3: holy fucking SHIT hammering a hem is easier when you use a rubber mallet as an anvil.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2252 on: April 26, 2016, 02:18:14 am »


Not all Webley revolvers are huge :P

And if I ever get an enormous revolver, I know which one it'd be.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2253 on: April 26, 2016, 03:12:41 am »
Yeah. That long barrel though. I probably wouldn't put a scope on it, personally.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2254 on: April 26, 2016, 07:09:12 am »
If you're gonna go ridiculous with a revolver you may as well go full ham on that shit and get a Chiappa Rhino

Or you know, something chambered in .600 Nitro Express
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2255 on: April 26, 2016, 07:35:34 am »
Getting back into pizza, at least pineapple isn't as bad as these disgusting heretics that drown their pizza in salad dressing. I think we can prolly give these pineapple lovers a special dispensation as long as they aren't into the salad dressing garbage. If ya like both salad dressing and pineapple on your pizza, I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you. The castration wagon will be along shortly.
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Ew no, I don't slather ranch on my pizza. That is too much ranch and ruins a perfectly good pizza. No, I just occasionally dip pizza in ranch dressing. Not much though, and only if it is my dad's homemade ranch, that shit is delicious.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2256 on: April 26, 2016, 08:31:50 am »
I occasionally put coleslaw on pizza, not like all over it though, I'll put a little on the next bite I'll take
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2257 on: April 26, 2016, 11:12:26 am »
Oh, and some belated derp. I kinda gave up on that project thanks to lesson 4: There is a reason fully arm-covering bracers tend to be two-piece rather than one piece. -_-

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2258 on: April 26, 2016, 01:17:48 pm »
Oi, the BFR puts the Rhino to shame. It can be chambered in .45-70 and .444 Marlin. Those are actual high-powered big game rifle rounds. Shit's crazy.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2259 on: April 26, 2016, 01:45:27 pm »
But yeah, honestly the little North American Arms revolver or the Ruger Vaquero in .45 ACP. I love that one.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2260 on: April 26, 2016, 02:03:08 pm »
Pizza, guns and forging arm guards.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2261 on: April 26, 2016, 02:33:00 pm »
Oh, and some belated derp. I kinda gave up on that project thanks to lesson 4: There is a reason fully arm-covering bracers tend to be two-piece rather than one piece. -_-
Don't give up! give post pics of what you have so far?
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2262 on: April 26, 2016, 03:26:02 pm »
Pizza, guns and forging arm guards.
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Don't give up! give post pics of what you have so far?

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2263 on: April 26, 2016, 03:39:34 pm »
We went from pizza with pineapples, to Heretics, and finally to guns.
Hitler did 7/11

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2264 on: April 26, 2016, 03:45:39 pm »
We went from pizza with pineapples, to Heretics, and finally to guns.
Well that's just natural progression.
Pineapple on pizza is heresy, therefore people who like are heretics and what do we do with heretics?
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