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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2265 on: April 26, 2016, 03:47:57 pm »
We went from pizza with pineapples, to Heretics, and finally to guns.
Well that's just natural progression.
Pineapple on pizza is heresy, therefore people who like are heretics and what do we do with heretics?

We put them on pizza? o3o

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2266 on: April 26, 2016, 03:48:57 pm »
We went from pizza with pineapples, to Heretics, and finally to guns.
Well that's just natural progression.
Pineapple on pizza is heresy, therefore people who like are heretics and what do we do with heretics?

We put them on pizza? o3o
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2267 on: April 26, 2016, 04:02:59 pm »
And then put the dolphin tits on a pizza because that's extra heretical. Except by then we ran outta pizza.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2268 on: April 26, 2016, 04:05:28 pm »
We shoot them.
Preferably in the face.
Always in the face.
Non-face shooting in heresy.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2269 on: April 26, 2016, 04:20:40 pm »
Because non-headshots are a symptom of bad aim, orks have bad aim, therefore you're a xenophile if your aim sucks? o3o

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2270 on: April 26, 2016, 05:05:26 pm »
We're all Face McShooty.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2271 on: April 26, 2016, 05:18:07 pm »
When everyone is heretics... EXCOMMUNICATE THEM ALL WITH BULLETS!!


I don't think a heavy bolter is gonna be enough to deal with all this heresy.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2272 on: April 26, 2016, 05:22:49 pm »
God-Emperor called.    He wants his stamp back you bloody magpie.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2273 on: April 26, 2016, 11:02:20 pm »
In the grim darkness of the future, there are only anchovies.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2274 on: April 27, 2016, 04:42:05 am »
In the grim darkness of the future, there are only anchovies.
Well at least there's no pineapple...
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2275 on: April 27, 2016, 09:01:30 am »
Oi, the BFR puts the Rhino to shame. It can be chambered in .45-70 and .444 Marlin. Those are actual high-powered big game rifle rounds. Shit's crazy.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2276 on: April 27, 2016, 11:51:01 am »
Personally I'd prefer a more toned-down, sane pistol. If I'm gonna go full-on dream gun, gimme a BLR. Or maybe a BAR since we're talking dream guns. :V

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2277 on: April 27, 2016, 04:31:40 pm »
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2278 on: April 27, 2016, 05:10:26 pm »
I said a SANE revolver, not revolver2. D:

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2279 on: April 27, 2016, 05:58:48 pm »
Here's a more sane gun:

I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

 

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