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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2295 on: April 28, 2016, 03:57:25 am »
Look at this sexy gun


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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2296 on: April 28, 2016, 04:12:02 am »
Needs moar literal hand cannons, Caconym.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2297 on: April 28, 2016, 04:31:53 am »
How's this:
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2298 on: April 28, 2016, 08:52:54 am »
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2299 on: April 28, 2016, 11:48:29 am »
Oh that is a derpy-looking slide.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2300 on: April 28, 2016, 01:49:08 pm »
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2301 on: April 28, 2016, 03:36:46 pm »
Clearly the thread is now Last Ork Posting (DAKKADAKKADAKKA).

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2302 on: April 28, 2016, 03:48:24 pm »
Ya wan dakka? Yer nub a ork ya git, ya can't 'andle da dakka.
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I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2303 on: April 28, 2016, 04:27:47 pm »
Make a minigun outta those and then maybe we're talking dakka. :V

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2304 on: April 28, 2016, 10:04:27 pm »
Orky talky aside, I just switched over from using shaving cream to shaving soap (you know the old timey stuff you put on with a brush) and it's the nicest thing I've ever experienced in my entire life. 10/10 better than sex.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2305 on: April 29, 2016, 02:40:18 am »
Here's a more sane gun:

Oh yes, the pepperbox. The very peak of sanity. You never know if it's going to fire one barrel, some of the barrels, or all of the barrels with a single pull of the trigger. Truly the most sane of the "wild card" pistols.

Then of course there is the Mateba 6 unica autorevolver. A gun that fires from the bottom of the cylinder instead of the top and is very close to something you would see in borderlands, except with wood instead of neon painted metal. Warning, big image.
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OR if you are in the market for a more "quake" like weapon, you could always get the DP-12 double barreled shotgun.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2306 on: April 29, 2016, 03:31:43 am »


Or an SKS sawn into a pistol.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2307 on: April 29, 2016, 05:32:10 am »
I have no idea what this thing even is:
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2308 on: April 29, 2016, 09:38:14 am »
Then of course there is the Mateba 6 unica autorevolver. A gun that fires from the bottom of the cylinder instead of the top and is very close to something you would see in borderlands, except with wood instead of neon painted metal. Warning, big image.

Instead? Madness. "If it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs!"

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2309 on: April 29, 2016, 10:26:15 am »
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

 

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