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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2550 on: June 10, 2016, 04:13:48 am »
Damn it, Caconym, post in HUGLA so I can spam more pictures without looking like a doubleposting douchebag.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2551 on: June 10, 2016, 10:45:55 am »

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2552 on: June 10, 2016, 09:08:05 pm »
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2553 on: June 11, 2016, 12:24:31 am »
You should get a job in marketing
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2554 on: June 11, 2016, 04:32:13 am »
Once upon a highschool time, I made an ad for a product to cure erectile dysfunction. It was just a picture of a guy with a Y shaped stick holding his junk up with the slogan "prop it up!" written underneath it.

That is not how becoming a tripod works. :V

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2555 on: June 11, 2016, 05:38:46 pm »


Pretty much me today.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2556 on: June 12, 2016, 01:18:23 pm »
And I thought conspiracy cats always land on their feet?

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2557 on: June 12, 2016, 04:43:06 pm »
And I thought conspiracy cats always land on their feet?
but unlike random dragons, they lack the ability to fly and the ability to safely land from miles in the air.
They may land on their feet but their feet can't negate impact completely.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2558 on: June 12, 2016, 08:02:44 pm »
And I thought conspiracy cats always land on their feet?
but unlike random dragons, they lack the ability to fly and the ability to safely land from miles in the air.
They may land on their feet but their feet can't negate impact completely.
Conspiracy cats however have six hundred and sixty six lives though, and evolutionary defence against being assassinated for knowing classified government information.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2559 on: June 12, 2016, 08:53:28 pm »
but unlike random dragons, they lack the ability to fly and the ability to safely land from miles in the air.
They may land on their feet but their feet can't negate impact completely.

If I was a fully random dragon, wouldn't my wings have a chance of not working? D:

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2560 on: June 13, 2016, 05:14:34 am »
but unlike random dragons, they lack the ability to fly and the ability to safely land from miles in the air.
They may land on their feet but their feet can't negate impact completely.

If I was a fully random dragon, wouldn't my wings have a chance of not working? D:
Fair point, but isn't a dragon that is unable to fly be classed as a drake instead?

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2561 on: June 13, 2016, 01:39:54 pm »
Fair point, but isn't a dragon that is unable to fly be classed as a drake instead?

Maybe, but I'd only be a drake in an Atari game, because I'm not a duck. o3o


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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2562 on: June 13, 2016, 03:26:10 pm »
Nuh, drake is a wingless dragon. Like a wyvern is a smaller dragon with no arms, just wings and hindlegs. It's just another classification of a fantasy creature. :p

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2563 on: June 13, 2016, 04:06:04 pm »
Nuh, drake is a wingless dragon. Like a wyvern is a smaller dragon with no arms, just wings and hindlegs. It's just another classification of a fantasy creature. :p
A wyvern is more like a giant, venomous, scaley chicken that can fly. Also more animalish than a dragon. Go ahead and call a dragon a wyvern or make any implication that the two are similar, dragons will push your shit in. I'm surprised random_dragon hasn't taken offense at this lumping him together with such a base creature.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2564 on: June 13, 2016, 04:29:28 pm »
A wyvern is more like a giant, venomous, scaley chicken that can fly. Also more animalish than a dragon. Go ahead and call a dragon a wyvern or make any implication that the two are similar, dragons will push your shit in. I'm surprised random_dragon hasn't taken offense at this lumping him together with such a base creature.

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He is a random dragon so its random whether or not h e takes offense to it or not.
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
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If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
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Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

 

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