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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2775 on: July 31, 2016, 05:21:42 pm »
You just want to turn this into a cringe thread. :V

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2776 on: July 31, 2016, 06:46:14 pm »
Well, I know what will bring the seriousness back.
I'm going to be a father. If she decides to keep it.

Oh man. Is this a serious post???
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2777 on: July 31, 2016, 08:53:46 pm »
Remove derpcat. [muffled Serbian accordion music in the distance]
What? Serbian film?
Well, I know what will bring the seriousness back.
I'm going to be a father. If she decides to keep it.
Must... Enforce... Proper... Social... Conventions...
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GOOD ENOUGH! That was a close one. Otherwise I could have said any number of horrible unfunny things. Especially as they relate to things better left in the doge cape!
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2778 on: July 31, 2016, 09:20:20 pm »
Remove derpcat. [muffled Serbian accordion music in the distance]
What? Serbian film?

Do I seriously have to explain the "remove kebab" and "[Muffled X in the distance]" memes? :V

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2779 on: July 31, 2016, 09:45:57 pm »
Remove derpcat. [muffled Serbian accordion music in the distance]
What? Serbian film?

Do I seriously have to explain the "remove kebab" and "[Muffled X in the distance]" memes? :V
No I know what you meant. But Serbian film was the first thing to come into my mind. Let's not discuss it or this really will turn into a cringe thread. Especially considering sixes recent revelation.

Note: discussion about serbian film is to be relegated to *the book of utterly mad* section only.
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Fingering techniques are very important
Quote from: Six
Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
Yes, little hats for every noodle.
Everyone is forks it seems.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2780 on: July 31, 2016, 09:51:52 pm »
Do I even want to know?

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2781 on: July 31, 2016, 09:58:09 pm »
Do I even want to know?
No. No you don't. Lets just say even I was a bit put off.
I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
Fingering techniques are very important
Quote from: Six
Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
Yes, little hats for every noodle.
Everyone is forks it seems.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2782 on: August 01, 2016, 01:23:30 am »
Well, I know what will bring the seriousness back.
I'm going to be a father. If she decides to keep it.
Well holy shit. Uh... Not sure what to say to be honest
Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2783 on: August 01, 2016, 03:41:41 am »
It would have been better put in the I need a drink thread but it seems to have derailed the weirdness.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2784 on: August 01, 2016, 11:14:28 am »
Alright I made a thread for actually discussing things rather then the randomness of this thread.
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Well, I know what will bring the seriousness back.
I'm going to be a father. If she decides to keep it.
Um...Yeah I don't know what to say here really. Congratulations? I seriously don't know.

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2785 on: August 01, 2016, 11:59:54 am »
So, Six is pregnant now? o3o

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2786 on: August 01, 2016, 12:51:01 pm »
So, Six is pregnant now? o3o
Such a shame too, ruining that body of hers with a baby.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2787 on: August 01, 2016, 01:14:51 pm »
Caconym clearly wants to "give Six flowers" it seems. :V

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2788 on: August 01, 2016, 04:43:17 pm »
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #2789 on: August 01, 2016, 06:07:14 pm »
I'll let you guys know what happens but it looks unlikely I'm actually going to end up being a father. Sort of relived sort of disappointed.
Also goddamnit Caconym, she isn't Six, I'm Six, and I'm not pregnant, probably.
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