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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3135 on: September 23, 2016, 01:03:42 am »
Wait what?
It's illegal to pay your fucking phone bill?
I'll need some explanation here.

So here's how it goes. For the last month and a half or so, AT&T has been jerking us around in regards to paying our phone bill. My stepfather went in to pay the bill and they wouldn't allow him to do it without a copy of his bill. So he left and came back a couple weeks later with his bill and the money. They then told him he couldn't pay them in cash or check, so he left again. Last week he went in to try and pay the now overdue bill but they wanted his social security number, refusing to give them that, he left and the day before yesterday he went in to try and pay the bill again. This time they didn't ask him for his SSN, and instead asked him for a pin number. This pin number was not explained, and had never in any email or letter been given to us. We had also not set this mysterious pin number. They refused to allow him to pay the bill so he got upset and left. The AT&T store then called the police and told them that he was threatening them and their customers AND that he was refusing to pay his phone bill (he wasn't doing any of that and the customers who were present couldn't back up the stores claims) and the police served him with a notice of no trespass. Basically a document stating that if he were to set foot in an AT&T store, he would be arrested and tried in court for trespassing.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3136 on: September 23, 2016, 01:13:34 am »
You know, that's a good hint that you should just quietly stop paying the bills, throw the phone in the trash, and get a different company. They wanna be a bunch of bitches about paying the phone bill, then they can get their wish and not get paid. :V

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3137 on: September 23, 2016, 01:17:32 pm »
Sometimes I forget how nice it is not having to deal with companies being dickbags in the UK, we have enough laws to protect consumers from bullshit and the police over here would've told AT&T to shut the fuck up
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3138 on: September 23, 2016, 06:48:24 pm »
Just about everything here utility or service-wise is a crown corporation. Imagine AT&T, and then imagine that they get to write actual legislation, and do so completely overtly.

For example:

Because of the previously mentioned drinking problem, I had my liscence revoked by the provincial insurance company, who writes the laws detailing liscencing. They are, of course, inforced by the governmentally sanctioned paramilitary that acts as a federal police force here (which is a whole different story), but the laws come from the insurance company itself. In order to get it back, those laws state I must pay a high sum of money to attend a weekly rehab meeting, only legally available through one provincially owned company, and also pay a truely astronomical sum for a breathalizer to be installed in my vehicle by a different automotive service company, also conveniently owned by the province. This is in addition to the tickets and fines I must pay directly to the insurance company, which are separate from the ones I must pay to the towing company (guess who owns that), and separate from the ones I need to pay to the province directly.

Once that's all done, I'll also need to pay a greatly increased insurance rate to the same company, because private insurance is illegal here.

If I lived five minutes to the east, I'd just be barred from driving for a few years and have to pay fines to the province. Drunk driving is stupid, but that seems like a more reasonable way to deal with it, since many people simply can't afford to ever drive again otherwise. Accordingly, lots of people simply drive uninsured and unliscenced. If they get caught, they have to do pretty much all of the above, but with different re-education courses.

It's socialism at it's finest, I tell ya.
« Last Edit: September 23, 2016, 07:03:55 pm by ApatheticExcuse »
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3139 on: September 24, 2016, 12:27:07 am »
Oh hey, I'm god tier now. What does that mean?
Also, looking at the "cuteness" thing on the side there, I can guess who gave me the -1. I am willing to bet it was Wilson.

I'm switching to verizon. I found out while I was in their store asking questions, that almost every employee in that store used to work for AT&T. Hilarious? maybe? prolly not.
« Last Edit: September 24, 2016, 12:29:58 am by saltmummy626 »
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3140 on: September 24, 2016, 12:33:35 am »
I caught a -1 too somewhere. You bastards.

It's ok Salt. I'll make it my goal to buff up every negative.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3141 on: September 24, 2016, 12:59:42 am »
I apparently also have lost my downvote virginity. ;w;

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3142 on: September 24, 2016, 01:01:22 am »
That was me. You can't be the only spotless active poster :P
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3143 on: September 24, 2016, 01:15:29 am »
blitz doesn't have any upvotes or downvotes.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3144 on: September 24, 2016, 01:15:39 am »
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3145 on: September 24, 2016, 01:23:40 am »
I apparently can only give him one or the other. Someone downvote him before he starts to feel good about himself.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3146 on: September 24, 2016, 01:27:20 am »
Ok. Utterly Mad, the forum in which we openly conspire to control one anothers feelings of self worth through forum gizmos.
I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
Fingering techniques are very important
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Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3147 on: September 24, 2016, 01:42:58 am »
For what it's worth, I'm honing my skills to kick everyone else out of the forum game highscores too.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3148 on: September 24, 2016, 02:32:51 am »
I caught a -1 too somewhere. You bastards.

It's ok Salt. I'll make it my goal to buff up every negative.
Oh look at you with your -1.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3149 on: September 24, 2016, 02:38:37 am »
Never fear, I'll buff you up too, even it if takes...

Well, ok, no. Sorry dude.
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