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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3240 on: September 29, 2016, 03:55:14 pm »
Cook the eggs some more, add pineapple and I would eat it.
I'm not sure which is worse here, the eggs or the pineapple.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3241 on: September 29, 2016, 03:56:26 pm »
>Worse

That is a weird way to spell better.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3242 on: September 29, 2016, 04:00:49 pm »
What even. Why. Scrambled eggs MIGHT be okay on pizza (never tried it), but fried?

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3243 on: September 29, 2016, 04:07:27 pm »
>MIGHT

I tried it, it was good.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3244 on: September 29, 2016, 04:12:48 pm »
I kinda figured it at least sounded alright, but can't recall ever seeing a pizza place have it as an option.

Scrambled eggs I mean. Never liked fried eggs anyway. ;w;

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3245 on: September 29, 2016, 04:16:28 pm »
I added eggs to a microwave pizza.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3246 on: September 29, 2016, 04:23:55 pm »
I added eggs to a microwave pizza.

There are so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to begin.


Also: Other forum is experiencing the Spammening 4: A New Spam
« Last Edit: September 29, 2016, 04:26:47 pm by Caconym »
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3247 on: September 29, 2016, 04:27:24 pm »
I saw, it is literary gibberish.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3248 on: September 29, 2016, 04:36:49 pm »
Mods are slacking off on there again. o3o

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3249 on: September 29, 2016, 04:53:34 pm »
So there have been 3 other instances of spam? I think I counted more?
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3250 on: September 29, 2016, 04:56:40 pm »
So there have been 3 other instances of spam? I think I counted more?
That I know of anyway

The First was pre-Moddening, which kinda lead to to the rise of a certain person to mod hood and led to the Great Schism of the forum.
The Second-A few months ago I think
The Third- A couple of days ago
The Fourth- Today 29/September/2016

To clarify these are major spam attacks with dozens of posts that i'm listing here. There may have been minor ones with only a couple of posts.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2016, 04:59:43 pm by Caconym »
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3251 on: September 29, 2016, 04:58:26 pm »
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3252 on: September 29, 2016, 05:21:59 pm »
Bill erectile dysfunction Freeman
Damn gotta feel bad for Bill being given a nickname like that.
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3253 on: September 29, 2016, 05:22:40 pm »
Props to the Cat.

Is it wrong how much I enjoy reading through this shit?

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3254 on: September 29, 2016, 05:24:07 pm »
So, on topic of heresy, you kow what i have heard is really good, and i am just waiting for a chance to try it?
Neo Kobe Pizza.
Pizza soaked in Miso Soup
Its supposedly basically food sex.
Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
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