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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3825 on: November 06, 2016, 08:17:50 pm »
Blame Six. ;w;
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3826 on: November 07, 2016, 02:56:35 am »
Why are we bringing John Madden into this?
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3827 on: November 07, 2016, 03:05:01 am »
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3828 on: November 07, 2016, 04:08:05 am »
So, for some absurd reason I am converting the remains of an old machete sheath into a holster.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3829 on: November 07, 2016, 04:36:26 am »
I turned an old lawn chair bag into a quiver/machete back sheath.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3830 on: November 07, 2016, 05:04:22 am »
Much derp. Quite some time I essentially cut down the back of another machete sheath and sewed a velcro strap to the back. Because it was for my only good machete, which has those stupid pointless serrations on the back and thus chewed up the sheath it originally came with. So it has retention, but can just be pulled free of the sheath after undoing a single strap.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3831 on: November 07, 2016, 05:22:04 am »
Was it one of the gerber gator series machetes?
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3832 on: November 07, 2016, 05:30:32 am »
Nope, it was a...I don't even remember the brand. All I recall is I got it at a local hardware store, it was 6 or 7 bucks after a coupon, and it performs way better than the cheapass Walmart machete (Coleman I think) that was around the same price.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3833 on: November 07, 2016, 06:40:42 am »
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3834 on: November 07, 2016, 07:05:16 am »
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3835 on: November 07, 2016, 11:56:28 am »
Shouldn't you be busy aging yourself prematurely and trying not to have a heart attack? Seriously, being president is apparently hard. :V
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3836 on: November 07, 2016, 07:00:23 pm »
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...Seriously, being president is apparently hard. :V
Yeah, just ask Bill Clinton.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3837 on: November 07, 2016, 07:49:41 pm »
I said being president is hard, not being president makes you hard. :V
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3838 on: November 08, 2016, 02:30:15 am »
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I said being president is hard, not being president makes you hard. :V
If it didn't make you hard, he wouldn't have given that intern a cigar.

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YON MADNEN, GUYD ME HIBS AS I FUG DE FUT BAWLS!!

You madman, guide my hips as I fuck the footballs?
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So, for some absurd reason I am converting the remains of an old machete sheath into a holster.
At first I expected to read that as "So, for some absurd reason I am now fucking a foot ball."

Oh also, "eat the football! dick the football!" ("dicking" being slang in some places for having sex with)
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3839 on: November 08, 2016, 11:35:42 am »
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