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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3960 on: November 15, 2016, 03:56:27 pm »
I think they do? but I might be playing too much monster hunter. Unless you were talking about dragons, liches, or durgons. In which case I'd say "I think it's part of the original myth?", "Only for attention whore-liches who like special effects.", and "A fire breathing fish, that would be really good. If you know how to make that happen, I'll put you on my payroll to get them created and distributed across the worlds oceans."

Also, when "breathing clean air" involves shoving your face into an old dog blanket, you know there is a serious funk in the air.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3961 on: November 15, 2016, 08:16:49 pm »
So I'll be out of state starting sometime thursday and I'll be back late sunday, so I won't be active at all during that period.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3962 on: November 15, 2016, 08:28:52 pm »
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Though a fire-breathing variant probably would count as endothermic if whatever makes fire breath work is also used in temperature regulation. :V
Or a large flying lizard with fire magic.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3963 on: November 16, 2016, 01:12:39 am »
How about this thought for the day:

If you have sex with one of the freddy fazbear animatronics, is it still pedophilia and/or necrophilia on top of the fact that you are fucking a machine?
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3964 on: November 16, 2016, 02:08:40 am »
Doubt it, unless you consider the age of it's parts as its actual age but that that'd have unfortunate implications for actual sex bots.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3965 on: November 16, 2016, 02:13:44 am »
Quote from: Caconym on November 16, 2016, 02:08:40 am
Doubt it, unless you consider the age of it's parts as its actual age but that that'd have unfortunate implications for actual sex bots.

You know what's weird? I don't really give a fuck about the FNAF series and I still know why Salt's suggesting it might be pedophilia and necrophilia. >.o

Creepypasta shit right there.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3966 on: November 16, 2016, 02:55:38 am »
Quote from: saltmummy626 on November 16, 2016, 01:12:39 am
How about this thought for the day:

If you have sex with one of the freddy fazbear animatronics, is it still pedophilia and/or necrophilia on top of the fact that you are fucking a machine?

I'd go with no, since if yes, then having sex with a cannibal would also make you a necrophilic pedo.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3967 on: November 16, 2016, 05:56:30 am »
Quote from: Random_Dragon on November 16, 2016, 02:13:44 am
Quote from: Caconym on November 16, 2016, 02:08:40 am
Doubt it, unless you consider the age of it's parts as its actual age but that that'd have unfortunate implications for actual sex bots.

You know what's weird? I don't really give a fuck about the FNAF series and I still know why Salt's suggesting it might be pedophilia and necrophilia. >.o

Creepypasta shit right there.
Of course YOU would know, being perv dragon and all.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3968 on: November 16, 2016, 07:55:46 am »
Quote from: Caconym on November 16, 2016, 05:56:30 am
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Quote from: Caconym on November 16, 2016, 02:08:40 am
Doubt it, unless you consider the age of it's parts as its actual age but that that'd have unfortunate implications for actual sex bots.

You know what's weird? I don't really give a fuck about the FNAF series and I still know why Salt's suggesting it might be pedophilia and necrophilia. >.o

Creepypasta shit right there.
Of course YOU would know, being perv dragon and all.
I also know...
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3969 on: November 16, 2016, 08:46:55 am »
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Doubt it, unless you consider the age of it's parts as its actual age but that that'd have unfortunate implications for actual sex bots.

You know what's weird? I don't really give a fuck about the FNAF series and I still know why Salt's suggesting it might be pedophilia and necrophilia. >.o

Creepypasta shit right there.
Of course YOU would know, being perv dragon and all.
I also know...
Which is the kind of thing lurker would know...
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3970 on: November 16, 2016, 12:31:41 pm »
Quote from: Noctifer on November 16, 2016, 07:55:46 am
Quote from: Caconym on November 16, 2016, 05:56:30 am
Of course YOU would know, being perv dragon and all.
I also know...

Noctifier conformed for perv youkai.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3971 on: November 16, 2016, 06:18:46 pm »
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Noctifier conformed for perv youkai.
It's not like that!!!

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Which is the kind of thing lurker would know...
I'll be quiet then...
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3972 on: November 16, 2016, 06:41:57 pm »
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Which is the kind of thing lurker would know...
I'll be quiet then...
So...your going to lurk then?  ;D
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3973 on: November 16, 2016, 06:45:15 pm »
By the power vested in me, I grant the youkai the ability to be a vocal lurker. GO FORTH YOUKAI! GO FORTH AND SPEAK FROM THE DARKNESS IN WHICH YOU LURK!!!!!
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3974 on: November 16, 2016, 07:05:29 pm »
But...but..I post and stuff, I am active...I am not (a) lurker...
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