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Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!
Bitch,get out of the way!
With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!
Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!
...I wish for airborne rabies.Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on September 29, 2016, 05:54:13 pmGranted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...
Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...
John Madden, John Madded, John Madden, football!
Quote from: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 23, 2017, 10:58:54 amJohn Madden, John Madded, John Madden, football!Aeiou. :V
Every tuba you touch melts into cats.
How the fuck do you dream in ASCII?
Are we in need of an unfortunate accident involving a sound system and an errant 120mm shell?
If we're going to fix the problems here we've got to buck up, grow some thicker skin, and get to work instead of running away. And because I want the country to succeed that means making the best of what goes on during this presidency and hoping it's better than we thought.
I wasn't meaning you guys. More generalizations. We don't want Amy Schumer either, to put it in another way.
Fingering techniques are very important
Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
Yes, little hats for every noodle.
Everyone is forks it seems.
nuhuh, no take backs!
Quote from: Discord on January 24, 2017, 05:59:34 pmnuhuh, no take backs!What kind of place has no return policy?! I want to speak to your manager!
Quote from: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 24, 2017, 09:01:59 pmQuote from: Discord on January 24, 2017, 05:59:34 pmnuhuh, no take backs!What kind of place has no return policy?! I want to speak to your manager!Right this way sir, his name is justin and he likes to fall down the stairs.Wow, this touchpad on new PC is highly undesirable. The buttons are integrated into the touchpad itself, which means the buttons detect movement. I can't use more than one finger on it at a time or else the mouse flips it's shit. I'll get used to the rigid keyboard though. the keys are... smaller? no... odd.
Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
Utterly Mad, where various people self identify as kitchenware.
I have a shogun
Quote from: Noctifer-De-Mortem on January 25, 2017, 12:17:57 amI have a shogunHow'd you fit an entire samurai in that bug-out bag?