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I'm going to laugh when it's just a psychological thing that just makes you think it's harder.

Its not, there's fatty's everywhere, the levels are more densely packed with gun toting goons, melee is practically not an option unless you're fucking hardcore, guns carry less ammo and every time you drop a gun it loses more ammo (basically take a shotgun with three rounds, you swap it out real quick for a machete, you come back after melee'ing everyone to find that the shotgun has one round), the levels are inverted, there are more visual effects to fuck you up (AKA: The higher the combo the darker, wobbly, and flashy the screen gets). And on the very last level if the rumors are true, the controls become inverted.

Basically: Git Gud 2 Ply Hard

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The levels are actually twisted exactly 180 degrees on hard mode.
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The levels are actually twisted exactly 180 degrees on hard mode.

Both yes and no, that's what I meant by inverted. But on that fucking boat level, on normal there are two entrances to the third screen, on hard there's one... the one next to all the gun enemies. I'm still stuck on it, I haven't progressed on hard mode... at all... seriously fuck that boat level to all four corners of Hell.

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melee is practically not an option unless you're fucking hardcore
* Mrnocamera rubs hands together.

Anyone else thinking of a melee run of hard mode?
I know I am.

Secret level included.

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I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
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Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Welp, just left a server because some guy threatened to DDOS attack it and then threatened to DOX everyone. I don't think anything will happen but I left anyway, didn't like to conversation in chat afterwords.

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Welp, just left a server because some guy threatened to DDOS attack it and then threatened to DOX everyone. I don't think anything will happen but I left anyway, didn't like to conversation in chat afterwords.
Ehh, people who threaten to do stuff like that are almost always bluffing.

I wouldn't go around calling that bluff, though. People do stupid stuff when they're put on the spot.

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Ive just realized that Im practically the only non admin old member left in the CDDA forum, I only need to get rid of Stop Signal and i'll be some sort of forum wise mythical figure.

Sorta depressing. 

In the other hand, yeah, The Legend of Candlebury definitively sounds good. I bet you all jelly.

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Ive just realized that Im practically the only non admin old member left in the CDDA forum, I only need to get rid of Stop Signal and i'll be some sort of forum wise mythical figure.

Never.

But yeah, it's pretty sad, sigh.


Still got to make that portrait for DYC... maybe as a last post there. I don't know.
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Wait...... Damn, we really did get all of the old guard to leave. Only admins and newbs now. Ehhhhhhh, live and let die.
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As i'm getting sentimental, i guess i'll write that post now. Later i'll do the portrait, i just think i won't be able to hanle that right now. Just too much.
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Yes, this is needed

I am no longer legitimately considering leaving this forum

 

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