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The SPOOPY SCARY SKELETONS are back. There here to fight the Fu*kboys.
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So all people taste like pork?

Nah, it's slightly bitter steak.    Or at least that's me and that guy on the bus.

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Anyone watch Steven Universe? Anyone else saw the Say Uncle episode.
Because damn to make a whole cartoon episode to just fuck with fans takes dedication.

For anyone not in the know the Steven Universe crew made a Steven Universe/Uncle Grandpa crossover and said it was cannon until the airing of the episode to just say April fools.

The puns in the episode is too stronc. Uncle Grandpa literally shot a head cannon and sunk the Lars and Sadie ship. Amethyst trips over a letter Y and screams ''WHHYYYYYYY.''

Also Pearl goes crazy and Mr. Gus has a gemsona and a blog which you can actually go to, they planned that blog like weeks before and using the same picture from the blog in the cartoon.
 God it has a light tumblr parody theme.

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Not directed at anyone...
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
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Read boatmurdered. Legendary elephants. StarkRavingMad is awesome.
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Read boatmurdered. Legendary elephants. StarkRavingMad is awesome.
Unrelated to this post, but I recently reread Boatmurdered. It was awesome. Although I forgot how short it was.

Should we really still have the april fool's thing up?
he is a duck, i am a batman villain.
Stop digging up the horse's corpse for a new round of beatings.

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Ok, i will get on the whole adthingy once we get the other admins on. sorry for the delay.
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Goddamnit Hibou, that was so difficult to read.
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Dammit AJ you lying bastard. I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS.
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I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Slow day ehh.
Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
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I know right!

Wait a sec you said you were joining that The Road RP!

You liar!
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I am SO triggered right now.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2015, 10:50:55 pm by Wilson »
I am no longer legitimately considering leaving this forum

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I know right!
I was Bloodborning and gmodding all day. Hey, I have a question. I'm thinking of doing a webcomic, but I can't write jokes for shit, so if anyone has comic like ideas I would gladly gmod it into a comic. I'm not doing anything ever anyway.
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