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Re: How did you **** up and injure yourself
« Reply #45 on: July 31, 2015, 09:38:37 pm »
Typing this from my kindle. Almost hamstrung myself on a bit of metal while digging around in an automotive wrecking yard when I was younger. Also sprained my ankle jumping on a trampoline with my stepsiblings. My family was too concerned with a chihuahua that wandered into the yard shortly after to help me, so I was left lying on the trampoline for two hours before anyone even bothered to ask me how I was doing or offer to help me get into the house. When they did, all they did was give me a broom to use as a crutch and leave me to help myself so they could continue to fuck around with the dog.
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