Utterly Mad

"Cappellan Ingenuity: The ability to lose battles to Davion forces in new and implausible ways"



We should play a game. Rejected clan names! Like, you know how all clans are named after an animal, so here we go. I am copying this from the Battletech forums directly.

Clan Incontinent Gorilla- A name come up with apparently by Andery Kerensky, during the initial trials for a spot in the 800. While watching a large scale battle, Andery noticed a group of warriors, who rushed their opponents and unleashed a furious barrage of physical attacks, including instances of attempting to twist and enemy battlemech's head off, kicking a leg clean off a mech and pummeling that very mech about the head and torso with it, numerous Death From Above attacks with varying success, and in one case what appeared to be a German Suplex applied to a Wasp by a Black Knight. Knowing that such "dishonorable" tactics would essentially remove them from consideration, Andery suggested to Nicolas he relent and place these warriors in a clan called Clan Incontinent Gorilla. When asked why that name, Andery is said have responded, "Because they are going (expletive deleted) on everyone out there."

76: No more discussion on a gun that shoots Urbanmechs.
77: No more discussion on the topic of Mech Buttsecks.
78: Jade Falcons only fall for the Candygram once.
79: Flamers are not good cigarette lighters, and it is mean to tell the noobies that they are.
80: Do NOT talk about Clan Wolverine.