Utterly Mad

Quote from: Perigrin on March 09, 2015, 11:40:15 pm

i can speak from experience, that burning holy texts, even if pragmatic or accidental, is a BAD idea.

Now that's a story I want to hear.

ok, so we all have that one friend who is a complete and utter Dick. if you dont have that friend, then you probably are that friend. so, i was at a buddies house, and he was that friend. nice enough to me, but a poor decision maker and incredibly smooth talker. anyway, he was from a catholic family, hated it, and decided to burn his families bible while i was there. just pitched it in the oven. Im still amazed that the house didnt go up. anyway, his parents come home after being gone for a grand total of 10 minutes, in whcih time he burned it, and oh my god, the holy slam could be heard from space. his parents told me tojust left. no point in being there, as this was going to be a shitstorm (they believed me when i said i had nothing to do with it. im not nearly as much of an ass in person.). needless to say, he got the punishing of a lifetime.  straight to school and back, no contact with the outside world whatsoever, and a ton of other shit i could never get out of him. bad idea my friend.