one true god which is the Flying Spaghetti Monster. May his noodly appendage touch us all.
That is some blasphemous shit.
Even as a avid believer of Hastur The Unspeakable.Speaking of fake-y or silly religions, did you know there are actually full on Cthulhu-esque cults that exist. There is an actual Esoteric Order of Dagon and I want to say that there is a circle that worships Shoggoths. Man, when I start writing horror stories, I hope I get cults started off of my books.