Utterly Mad

I've got two words that'll change you guys' lives.

Cookie. Butter.



Looks like peanut butter, must taste like peanut butter, right?

WRONG.

This stuff is the same kind of stuff they make the feathers of angels from. This butter is the butter to end all butters.
Imagine the sweet, savory taste of a cookie. Mmm, yeah.
Now, think of the applicability of a butter. Spread that shit on everything, and it sticks.
Combine 'em. Now we're talking.
Spread cookies on your toast. Put it in your sandwich. Burritos. Use it as a dip. Put it on your pancakes. Steam it with your veggies. Mix it in your cereal. It doesn't matter. It's always, 100% guaranteed to improve your food consuming experience.

The best part? It's got less sugar and less calories than store brand peanut butter. Yeah.

Now go break down the door of your nearest Trader Joe's and get a jar of that stuff for yourself.