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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2015, 05:46:48 pm »
I say "all your base are belong to us" and what I say becomes true.

I take over the base and make the hill impervious to words from now on.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2015, 05:47:04 pm »
Quote from: Vulnus on March 02, 2015, 05:45:11 pm
I shoot you in the chest with a shotgun and then build a world war 2 era bunker and fill it with generic video game enemies whilst sipping cocaine.
had to do a double take there
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he is a duck, i am a batman villain.
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Stop digging up the horse's corpse for a new round of beatings.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2015, 05:49:25 pm »
I use all of my Mod/Min stars to delete your shitposts and thread, the hill is mine.

So I put up a 150ft wall of fire surrounding the hill, inside are viruses from Russian Porn sites and Corporate level security networks.

Also I put a succubus out front to keep you guys distracted.
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« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2015, 05:53:24 pm »
Succubus? Why the hell are we fighting over the hill?!

*Rhodri is satisfied with the succubus. He no longer desires the hill*
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2015, 05:53:56 pm »
*is distracted*
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2015, 05:54:40 pm »
I hire asexual angels to kick yo ass out. I put sexy robots with built in weaponry on the hill.
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Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2015, 05:55:02 pm »
Did I win? Man.... I feel empty...


AJ GETS RID OF THE SUCCUBUS!
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« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2015, 05:56:49 pm »
Quote from: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:55:02 pm
Did I win? Man.... I feel empty...


AJ GETS RID OF THE SUCCUBUS!
dude. Lookit my post.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2015, 05:56:59 pm »
Quote from: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:55:02 pm
Did I win? Man.... I feel empty...


AJ GETS RID OF THE SUCCUBUS!
But... But...

You evil bastard. Everyone has the right to a succubus! It's like you're not even a communist!
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2015, 05:57:54 pm »
Quote from: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 05:56:49 pm
Quote from: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:55:02 pm
Did I win? Man.... I feel empty...


AJ GETS RID OF THE SUCCUBUS!
dude. Lookit my post.

I did, but the succubus will end the war my friend it must go.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2015, 05:59:38 pm »
I run in with my shotgun and kill the robots.
I then build a fortress and hire the TF2 mercs to defend me.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2015, 06:03:43 pm »
They all just spycrab and sandvich around. It's one of those servers.
I toss you off and claim the hill.
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he is a duck, i am a batman villain.
Quote from: Caconym on May 01, 2015, 05:43:24 am
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2015, 06:07:10 pm »
I SEND IN AN ARMY OF INCUBI TO YOU LOCATION.

I then set up a pretty average house on top of the hill and chill in there.
The place is also swarming with Incubi.  ;)
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« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2015, 06:11:58 pm »
Quote from: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 06:07:10 pm
I SEND IN AN ARMY OF INCUBI TO YOU LOCATION.

I then set up a pretty average house on top of the hill and chill in there.
The place is also swarming with Incubi.  ;)
Incubi are male.

*Rhodri is not interested in sausage-fests, and loses interest in the hill*
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2015, 06:13:19 pm »
I throw a cyberdemon and scare Bubba out of the hill.
And stay with the hill all for me!
With the incubi succubi of course.
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