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Last Human on Earth.
« on: March 21, 2015, 06:04:39 pm »
Everyone else is dead, the entire human race wiped out in an instant, except you. You just woke up and everyone was inexplicably gone without a trace.
What do you do? (Except masturbate furiously out in the street because nobody can catch you, because we all know you would.)
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2015, 06:21:35 pm »
Travel the world collecting as much artifacts of Earth's history, to let any future alien life-forms that travel to Earth can learn the history of Earth and its dominant species, humans.

Proceed to research for a way to somehow create a baby, despite being the only human left. Maybe attempt create an artificial breeder to pass on my genes/human race. It will use eggs found in one of those weird egg-storage-facility things. In the case of infertility from old age, I would use semen from sperm banks to impregnate the artificial breeder.

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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2015, 06:29:34 pm »
Honestly I'd love to think I'd do something amazing but I'd just find as much alcohol as I could and drink myself to death immediately.
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2015, 06:56:03 pm »
run around, wreck shit, fire guns, generally dick around until i died. i wouldnt really try, just have fun with my isolation. come on, you could break anything, do anything.
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2015, 07:34:22 pm »
Probably try to re-create humanity through banks.

Til then...probably grab all the things I want and set myself up as king for when my new humanity comes by.
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« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2015, 11:48:27 pm »
Well, if something like that happened I doubt I would automatically know that I was the last human on Earth, so I would spend the rest of my life roaming the Earth trying to find other humans.  I would probably eventually die from radiation poisoning because I wandered into an area contaminated by the fallout from all the nuclear powerplants that would meltdown because there wasn't anyone to shut them down properly. 
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« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2015, 12:15:35 pm »
Make a bowl of ravioli, and proceed to go and find a luxury jet. Go to www.how2flyajetforscrubs.com and go on a world tour. Once I'm bored, fly the jet into a volcano whilst listening to hardcore dubstep.

I say this, but what I would probably do is make a bowl of ravioli and go back to bed.
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2015, 02:02:40 pm »
Make a bowl of ravioli, and proceed to go and find a luxury jet. Go to www.how2flyajetforscrubs.com and go on a world tour. Once I'm bored, fly the jet into a volcano whilst listening to hardcore dubstep.

I say this, but what I would probably do is make a bowl of ravioli and go back to bed.
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2015, 09:22:19 pm »
Loot. Because YOU CAN CHECK EVERYONE'S STUFF. Imagine all those secrets.

Then i'd go anywhere and do anything i wanted, explore secret places and have a good lot of fun.

And sleep naked anywhere.
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2015, 09:37:18 pm »
And sleep naked anywhere.
You would probably still have to deal with wildlife, like annoying ticks and lice.

Probably not a good idea.

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« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2015, 09:50:40 pm »
Well, like, in awesome beds in mansions or stuff!
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« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2015, 10:05:36 pm »
Why are Exodus and I the only ones that even considered the continuation of the human species and its history?

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« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2015, 10:30:03 pm »
We'd all do sooner or later, but i guess at first let's just fool around?
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« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2015, 10:41:53 pm »
We'd all do sooner or later, but i guess at first let's just fool around?
Doing a shitload of research to discover how to create a breeder and/or collecting all of Earth's history into one area is likely going to take one's whole life. Probably not enough time to fool around at all.

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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2015, 10:44:14 pm »
Wait, isn't cloning possibru?
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