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Noctifer's AMA
« on: September 29, 2016, 06:14:49 pm »
I am new here and this seems to be a thing...so what the hell, what can go wrong right? Ask away!
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Re: Noctifer's AMA
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2016, 06:19:32 pm »
Are you from Texas?
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Re: Noctifer's AMA
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2016, 06:27:58 pm »
Yes.
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Bitch,get out of the way!

Quote from: Fujiwara no Mokou link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIDxZMMjNTA
With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

Quote from: Noctifer on September 29, 2016, 05:52:31 pm
...I wish for airborne rabies.

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Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...

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Re: Noctifer's AMA
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2016, 06:30:30 pm »
Seriously? I swear this place is statistically fucked.

Anyway.

It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
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Re: Noctifer's AMA
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2016, 06:34:06 pm »
Thank them the say way I thank everyone who gifts me something and later contemplate the monetary value of it.
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Bitch,get out of the way!

Quote from: Fujiwara no Mokou link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIDxZMMjNTA
With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

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...I wish for airborne rabies.

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Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...

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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2016, 06:37:28 pm »
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
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« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2016, 06:40:02 pm »
I am hungry from being in the dessert for days and the sun is doing a good job at cooking it for me.
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Bitch,get out of the way!

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With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

Quote from: Noctifer on September 29, 2016, 05:52:31 pm
...I wish for airborne rabies.

Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on September 29, 2016, 05:54:13 pm
Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...

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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2016, 06:42:22 pm »
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2016, 06:43:57 pm »
Give him a bug a-salt shotgun and make it a lesson on efficiency.
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Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!

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Bitch,get out of the way!

Quote from: Fujiwara no Mokou link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIDxZMMjNTA
With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

Quote from: Liberty Prime
Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

Quote from: Noctifer on September 29, 2016, 05:52:31 pm
...I wish for airborne rabies.

Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on September 29, 2016, 05:54:13 pm
Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...

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« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2016, 06:45:23 pm »
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm. How do you react?
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« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2016, 06:46:10 pm »
Find out what is actually going on since I do not watch television.
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Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!

Quote from: Alice Margatroid
Bitch,get out of the way!

Quote from: Fujiwara no Mokou link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIDxZMMjNTA
With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

Quote from: Liberty Prime
Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

Quote from: Noctifer on September 29, 2016, 05:52:31 pm
...I wish for airborne rabies.

Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on September 29, 2016, 05:54:13 pm
Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...

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« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2016, 06:49:16 pm »
You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your wife. She likes it so much, she hangs it on your bedroom wall. The girl is lying on a bearskin rug. How do you react?
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« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2016, 06:55:44 pm »
I ask why she hangs it and then just accept the answer.
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Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!

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Bitch,get out of the way!

Quote from: Fujiwara no Mokou link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIDxZMMjNTA
With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

Quote from: Liberty Prime
Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

Quote from: Noctifer on September 29, 2016, 05:52:31 pm
...I wish for airborne rabies.

Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on September 29, 2016, 05:54:13 pm
Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...

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« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2016, 07:01:47 pm »
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
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« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2016, 07:04:12 pm »
Willed, Happy, Loyal.
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Bitch,get out of the way!

Quote from: Fujiwara no Mokou link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIDxZMMjNTA
With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

Quote from: Liberty Prime
Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

Quote from: Noctifer on September 29, 2016, 05:52:31 pm
...I wish for airborne rabies.

Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on September 29, 2016, 05:54:13 pm
Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...
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