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Re: The Daily Funnies! (Jokes and other funny stuff)
« Reply #75 on: March 01, 2016, 01:56:11 pm »
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OBAMA (checks stopwatch): just under 10 mins, did I beat the record?

CLINTON: no, Bush did 9:11
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
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Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
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