Utterly Mad

This conversation happened today in school.

So a kid in my virtual class of like.. 5 people? Well anyways, this kid had a bad case of the hiccups.
The teacher recommends drinking upside down to do so, which is a sure fire way to cure 'em at least with me. But yeah, to do so you bend forward until you can drink the water with your upper lip.

Another teacher walks in, Mr. Gause that is married to the school counselor Mr. Cobb. and points out that is an odd way to drink water, bending over and sucking like that.
Once explaining that it was to cure his hiccups they make this comment. "Huh, maybe the reason I never get hiccups is because I am bending over and sucking often." They along with the whole class erupt with laughter.

This school, I swear. xD