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Re: The necromancer gestures, the beaten dead horse moves [salties AMA]
« Reply #60 on: September 17, 2016, 12:38:03 am »
Is it just me, or did I totally forget to actually post a picture of the horse?
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Re: The necromancer gestures, the beaten dead horse moves [salties AMA]
« Reply #61 on: September 17, 2016, 12:44:28 am »
you did in fact, forget to post a picture of the horse.I just thought you wanted me to be creative with an answer.
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Re: The necromancer gestures, the beaten dead horse moves [salties AMA]
« Reply #62 on: September 19, 2016, 06:09:07 pm »
Whats your zombie apocalypse team/plan?
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Re: The necromancer gestures, the beaten dead horse moves [salties AMA]
« Reply #63 on: September 19, 2016, 06:49:27 pm »
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Whats your zombie apocalypse team/plan?
It's not one of my experiments, mine are all shot and incinerated when they aren't needed anymore or the experiment is complete. Unlike less professional necromancers, I don't keep old experiments in cages or locked up in cells. You're asking for trouble if you keep them around. I also don't create large numbers of the damn things. That's the mistake most necromancers make, they create large uncontrollable hordes of undead and then they have an angry pitchfork wielding mob shoving torches up their asses. No, not mine.

I need neither team nor plan as life will continue as usual. It will be easier to get materials though, so I guess I can dedicate more time to my work. Won't have anyone to perform R&D for me though... except the survivors...
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Re: The necromancer gestures, the beaten dead horse moves [salties AMA]
« Reply #64 on: September 29, 2016, 07:48:22 pm »
Wait, are you saying a mere gun can defeat any of your minions?
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Re: The necromancer gestures, the beaten dead horse moves [salties AMA]
« Reply #65 on: October 01, 2016, 08:31:58 pm »
Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on September 29, 2016, 07:48:22 pm
Wait, are you saying a mere gun can defeat any of your minions?
Sure, half of them are just bones held together with wire, magic, and willpower while the other half are living agents. I would advise against shooting my living agents though, they have families to feed and their insurance doesn't cover being shot. Being eaten or dismembered, yes. Bullets, no. Now, a skeleton is fairly difficult to destroy with a gun, it's a skeleton after all. The zombies are harder to bring down with a gun because of how dense and meaty they are. They can take a lot of punishment, but they are far too clumsy to be of any use to me.

You should have no reason to be shooting any of my minions as I don't have them commit atrocities in my name. Except grave robbing.
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Re: The necromancer gestures, the beaten dead horse moves [salties AMA]
« Reply #66 on: October 06, 2016, 06:02:40 pm »
Isn't that just a more somber form of larceny?
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Re: The necromancer gestures, the beaten dead horse moves [salties AMA]
« Reply #67 on: October 06, 2016, 08:15:38 pm »
Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on October 06, 2016, 06:02:40 pm
Isn't that just a more somber form of larceny?
Larceny and mutilation of grave remains, if you damage the body in some way. It's illegal to mutilate grave remains, but it's perfectly fine to own them. That's the loophole my men have been getting by on for awhile now.
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Re: The necromancer gestures, the beaten dead horse moves [salties AMA]
« Reply #68 on: October 08, 2016, 05:02:14 pm »
Is it legal in your jurisdiction to mutilate cheerful remains?
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Re: The necromancer gestures, the beaten dead horse moves [salties AMA]
« Reply #69 on: October 08, 2016, 05:36:43 pm »
Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on October 08, 2016, 05:02:14 pm
Is it legal in your jurisdiction to mutilate cheerful remains?
No. As a result, I can do pretty much whatever I want with whatever remains I wish as long as I don't intentionally damage them. Oddly enough, this also includes painting them but not plating them. It still illegal to steal them though. Theft is theft, and digging/toppling a grave is a major offense.

side note, failed/successful experiments are reburied when they are no longer useful.
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Fingering techniques are very important
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Re: The necromancer gestures, the beaten dead horse moves [salties AMA]
« Reply #70 on: November 14, 2016, 06:47:04 pm »
Are you eligible for life insurance?
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Re: The necromancer gestures, the beaten dead horse moves [salties AMA]
« Reply #71 on: November 15, 2016, 03:57:35 pm »
I... don't know.
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Re: The necromancer gestures, the beaten dead horse moves [salties AMA]
« Reply #72 on: November 15, 2016, 08:30:08 pm »
How about after life insurance?
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Re: The necromancer gestures, the beaten dead horse moves [salties AMA]
« Reply #73 on: November 16, 2016, 01:10:39 am »
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How about after life insurance?
I can answer that one, and the answer is no. My original body is long gone, and after life insurance only covers an individuals original body. Actually, I suppose I could insure my phylactery. It would be a real work around of the system of course.
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Fingering techniques are very important
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Yes, little hats for every noodle.
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Re: The necromancer gestures, the beaten dead horse moves [salties AMA]
« Reply #74 on: November 16, 2016, 06:01:11 am »
Wadda bout unlife insurance?
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