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Whats your zombie apocalypse team/plan?
It's not one of my experiments, mine are all shot and incinerated when they aren't needed anymore or the experiment is complete. Unlike less professional necromancers, I don't keep old experiments in cages or locked up in cells. You're asking for trouble if you keep them around. I also don't create large numbers of the damn things. That's the mistake most necromancers make, they create large uncontrollable hordes of undead and then they have an angry pitchfork wielding mob shoving torches up their asses. No, not mine.

I need neither team nor plan as life will continue as usual. It will be easier to get materials though, so I guess I can dedicate more time to my work. Won't have anyone to perform R&D for me though... except the survivors...
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