Utterly Mad

The clubs are over there, try not to break any more bones than you have to. Keeping a dead horse animate is difficult when you've powdered it's rib cage.

Yes I do. Living only though.
Not only is erotic necromancy difficult, but the idea kind of kills the mood. Can never get anything to look right, and sod or newspaper just aren't going to do the job. Even ballistics gel isn't going to make a corpse look any more attractive.
edited for a more satisfying answer

Are you Bill Cosby?

Who are you?

What keeps your pimp hand strong?

are you willing to take up the reigns of... SCIENCE GUY

i swear to god if you don't know who bill nye is i will fucking be so dissipointed.

Quote from: HS1342 on August 05, 2016, 06:34:46 pm

Who are you?

The imaginary friend of a lonely italian. It was quiet a surprise when I showed up and asked if they could keep an eye on my boat as I walked off into their hedge. Later on, I became the necromancer, and after my first death I became the Lich. I founded a city and became Grand Lich of Gulgatha. Gulgatha crumbled and now I am little more than a magical skeleton imprisoned in a tower. Not for much longer though.

I find that description a little bare boned...

are you willing to take up the reigns of... SCIENCE GUY

No one can take the reigns of science guy from Bill Nye.
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!

As a skeleton, what is your opinion on the great skeleton war?

Personally, I wasn't for it originally. But soon I realized it was an important step for all of skeleton kind.
I like the message of the pro-skeleton agenda.

What does human flesh taste like.

I have never had something that tasted so very much like, and yet so unlike veal in my entire unlife. There is really nothing quiet like it. The sweetest of meats, but the taste is highly variable as well. The living shouldn't eat it. Eating human flesh will break down the bonds between your brain cells. It's where the shakiness comes from, you eat so much of it that your brain can no longer keep your hands steady because you are killing it with too much long pork. A side note, never under any circumstances eat a human brain. You will kill your own brain. If the flesh is simply dissolving the bonds between neurons over time, eating a human brain is like striking yourself repeatedly in the head with a ball pean hammer. Being undead, I don't have to worry about it, but I don't really like brain much anyway.