Utterly Mad

What superpower would you most want to have?

One complete imortality please.

What the fuck happened to get you into this mad house?

I am here to balance out the utter madness. I am the lid of the well-shaken bottle of soda, I am the ribs that keeps your head separated from your groin,
I am the great equalizer.

Although I might be as mad as the rest of you. And I've RP'd with the lot of you since the formation of the rec room back at C:DDA forums.
Guess I have a habit that I just can't get rid of.