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The Utterly Mad Cooking Show!
« on: July 29, 2015, 04:14:46 pm »
How to make gourmet collage cuisine:

Get Sriracha sauce, and get some beef flavored ramen noodles. Cook the noodles like perusual, then add flavor packet, and then add some Sriracha and mix that **** up.

Your gums will burn like hell, but it tastes really good.
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Re: The Utterly Mad Cooking Show!
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2015, 04:56:52 pm »
^ Can confirm 10/10 would burn my mouth again ^
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Re: The Utterly Mad Cooking Show!
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2015, 05:08:52 pm »
How to make anything taste better:

Add the burning wrath of a thousand suns into it. Scald your mouth into the beginning of time. Embrace that Napalm goodness.
 Shít liquid fire afterwards.
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Re: The Utterly Mad Cooking Show!
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2015, 05:28:57 pm »
Boil bundle of buckwheat soba noodles. 
Drain and prepare broth.

2 cups water
1/2 tsp of Better than Boullion chicken flavor broth...uh...paste
1-2 tsp of soy sauce
1 tsp sesame oil
Hand slips and 2-3 tsp of Sriracha sauce goes into the broth.
Grin and bear it since it didn't actually taste all that spicy.

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Re: The Utterly Mad Cooking Show!
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2015, 05:37:20 pm »
Not exactly a cooking show, it'd be awful if it was.
But lets talk about food!

I'll post some of my own stuff a bit later, as well as make a master list in this post of any recipes anyone posts.

Edit:Apparently it's AJ's job now.
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Re: The Utterly Mad Cooking Show!
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2015, 05:38:11 pm »
I will go ahead and move the food recipes on LMP to here.

EDIT: Ok I split the topic out, but I realized I have no idea on how to merge posts, help.

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Re: The Utterly Mad Cooking Show!
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2015, 05:43:48 pm »
Fried noodles [a rather loose recipe, no exact measuerments]
first you put some butter in your pan of choice and let it melt
add in seasoning, my personal favorites are garlic and red pepper
mix the seasoning into the melted butter then add noodles (noodles need to be cooked in boiling water before hand)
cook noodles to preference
Add whatever kind of cheese you'd like
put this in a bowl and eat
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Re: The Utterly Mad Cooking Show!
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2015, 05:49:26 pm »
They're merged so it's a bit backwards.

This has become AJ's thread, you're the captain now.
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Re: The Utterly Mad Cooking Show!
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2016, 12:08:30 am »
Random cooking tips:
Keep your knives sharp, they're safer that way.
Don't inhale or exhale into your spices to smell them
In case of a grease fire either smother it or use baking soda, Do not use water. It WILL make it worse.
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Re: The Utterly Mad Cooking Show!
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2016, 12:17:23 am »
Also, torture your potatoes before you cook them. Makes them not explode in the oven.
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Re: The Utterly Mad Cooking Show!
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2016, 12:51:20 am »
Needs more habanero.
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Re: The Utterly Mad Cooking Show!
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2016, 01:04:18 am »
This is literally all noodles so far.
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Re: The Utterly Mad Cooking Show!
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2016, 01:06:24 am »
Exactly. Forget such trivial things as making noodles or bread or other cereal-based things the foundation of your grub. Use chilis of various sorts instead. :V
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Re: The Utterly Mad Cooking Show!
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2016, 01:31:47 am »
We're all scrubs who only eat cheap ramen noodles and act like chefs, but don't tell anyone.
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Re: The Utterly Mad Cooking Show!
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2016, 02:16:42 am »
Pizza is great with picklesColeslaw.
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