Utterly Mad

Welcome! Today we shall journey across the great expanse of Wikipedia!

The rules are simple, the poster above you has to choose a Wikipedia page you have to get to. We will call it the "chosen page". You start off at whatever page is given from the "Random page" button on the main page. From there, you can only use links inside that page to get to the chosen page, so no using the sidebar or search feature!

Describe the journey however you like, something as simple as listing the order of pages you used to get to the chosen page, using screenshots, or even somehow creating an elaborate story detailing the dangers of Wikipedia are all acceptable. Remember to give a chosen page for the next adventurer who is bold enough to face the perilous landscape known as Wikipedia.

I am the first poster, so there is no chosen page I can journey to.

Here is the chosen page for the first player: Sparta.
Click the random page button and begin your journey!

Choose another chosen page, for the next forum game player that is extremely bored daring adventurer. It is required to keep the thread alive.

Oh boy this was hard.
Crime Fiction Canada
Mystery Writers of America
Crime Writers' Association
Crime Fiction
Fictional Detectives
List of Fictional Private Investigators https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_private_investigators (I skimmed through the first time and couldn't find Thomas Magnum so I went to...)
List of Male detective characters https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_male_detective_characters (Being list in Alphebetical ordor was easier to find, I later found Thomas Magnum on the other list, but it was too late anyways.)
Thomas Magnum https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Magnum
Tom Selleck https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Selleck
Boo ya.

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My Challenge: Find Roguelike

(Bonus: Try to find Sandy Valley, NV I think it might be impossible as I doubt there is any link anywhere to it, but DO IT IF YOU DAAARRRREEEE.)

Got lucky for my random page.

Serbian Second League
Serbia
Bulgaria
Slavs
Russians
Russia [Move down to section 2.7]
Russian Civil War

Here's a hard one: Spongebob Squarepants. Go.

  <--- This list seems unrealistically short.





https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SM_UC-59

Next up:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrolabe (Made it a hair easier)

First:
Second:
Third:
Fourth:
I got so fucking lucky there.
Next is Simo Häyha

(I need clarification; are you allowed to look at the target to see if the target has any relevance with anything you are going to click? If not, I totally just cheated.)

1st:
2nd:
3rd:
4th:
5th:
6th: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_French_inventions_and_discoveries
7th: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour

You cannot find Mjölnir

Gearbox main drive retainer
Torque
Greek Alphabet
Ancient Greek
Ancient Greece
Hellenistic Religion
Afterlife
Valhalla
Odin
Germanic Mythology'
List of Germanic Deities
Thor
Mjolnir

I did it! Happy!
Seriously though, someone try to find Bat.