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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #105 on: March 22, 2015, 05:56:52 pm »
granted, but it used to belong to a dragon, and he wants it back. deal with the dragon

i wish i could read minds when i choose too.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #106 on: March 22, 2015, 05:58:35 pm »
Granted, the only thing is that your target has to be naked in order to read their mind

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #107 on: March 22, 2015, 05:59:53 pm »
Granted, it now stabs you in the eye every time to restore itself.
I wish I had a better computer.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #108 on: March 22, 2015, 06:01:05 pm »
Granted. Sadly for you it's powered by dicks. In order to get the computer to work, you must harvest human dicks for the dick God that is your computer.

I wish my eyes would work like they used to again
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #109 on: March 22, 2015, 06:02:47 pm »
Quote from: Zaweri Runewright on March 22, 2015, 05:52:39 pm
I wish that my GF didnt use a strapon on me.
Dafuq...

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Granted. Sadly for you it's powered by dicks. In order to get the computer to work, you must harvest human dicks for the dick God that is your computer.

I wish my eyes would work like they used to again
Before, they used to work by harvesting the blood of orphan babies.

I wish my parents didn't fuck up as horribly as they did when parenting me.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #110 on: March 22, 2015, 06:04:34 pm »
Quote from: Rhodri on March 22, 2015, 06:02:47 pm
Quote from: Zaweri Runewright on March 22, 2015, 05:52:39 pm
I wish that my GF didnt use a strapon on me.
Dafuq...

Quote from: Jakers on March 22, 2015, 06:01:05 pm
Granted. Sadly for you it's powered by dicks. In order to get the computer to work, you must harvest human dicks for the dick God that is your computer.

I wish my eyes would work like they used to again
Before, they used to work by harvesting the blood of orphan babies.

I wish my parents didn't fuck up as horribly as they did when parenting me.
granted, you are now a model citizen. but you never found this website because of that

i wish for a manly physique
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #111 on: March 22, 2015, 06:10:00 pm »
Granted, you now have four arms as well, but they are small-ish.

*Cough* Ruby Quest Reference *Cough*

I want a pen.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #112 on: March 22, 2015, 06:18:49 pm »
The pen doesn't work.

I want a working marker.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #113 on: March 22, 2015, 06:50:32 pm »
Your marker is a secret soviet bomb that explodes after five seconds of use.

I wish that the next person got two wishes.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #114 on: March 22, 2015, 06:53:32 pm »
Both of them become corrupted.

I wish I was a Jewish Hitler.

I wish these goddamn Jehovah's Witnesses would stop coming to my door all the time.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #115 on: March 22, 2015, 07:03:25 pm »
You become Jewish Hitler.

However, your greed for two wishes causes a revolt within Germany, and the city overthrows its autocratic and extremely ironic Hitler. You're thrown into a prison by force, and a Jehovah's Witness taps on your cell door and asks you to hear about our Lord and Saviour GabeN Cheesus Crust

I wish for nobody to corrupt this wish in any way possible.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #116 on: March 22, 2015, 07:08:30 pm »
Quote from: Jakers on March 22, 2015, 07:03:25 pm
You become Jewish Hitler.

However, your greed for two wishes causes a revolt within Germany, and the city overthrows its autocratic and extremely ironic Hitler. You're thrown into a prison by force, and a Jehovah's Witness taps on your cell door and asks you to hear about our Lord and Saviour GabeN Cheesus Crust

I wish for nobody to corrupt this wish in any way possible.

No one does. How boring.

I wish I had better internet.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #117 on: March 22, 2015, 07:09:26 pm »
Granted, but you can't look at porn on it anymore

I wish to Like mushrooms.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #118 on: March 22, 2015, 07:15:50 pm »
Granted. You like them so much that you eat all the mushrooms! All of th- aw mang, death cap. RIP.

I wish for a nice cup of hot chocolate and a hug ^^
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #119 on: March 22, 2015, 07:23:17 pm »
The hot chocolate is hot enough to melt your throat when ingested. You die before you can experience the hug. (You go get the hug, but your dead.)

I wish I was a beautiful bird! :D
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