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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #180 on: March 23, 2015, 08:55:47 pm »
Granted, it's abnormally large.

I wish for Alternia from homestuck to be real! Or at least Petstuck.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #181 on: March 23, 2015, 11:14:00 pm »
Granted, sadly you become so fascinated with your home stuck dreams that you die from lack of sleep.

 I wish that wilsons username has every letter in the alphabet added but randomly and with no repeated letters.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #182 on: June 23, 2015, 07:23:27 am »
How did anyone even forget about this gem?

Granted, Wilson now has the best name anyone has ever thought of, becomes an Admin because of his amazing name and bans you.

I wish Senpai would notice me
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #183 on: June 23, 2015, 11:39:40 am »
Senpai notices you, but is immediately hauled off by the secret police and you are placed under house arrest.

I wish you didn't corrupt this wish that is I wish to have the greatest internets in the world.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #184 on: June 23, 2015, 12:12:31 pm »
Congrats.    You now don't have a corrupted wish.    Only one wish, bitch.

I wish for a working guitar.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #185 on: June 23, 2015, 12:14:05 pm »
Granted, but Harry Potter kills you to reclaim it.
I wish for mechs.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #186 on: June 23, 2015, 12:28:28 pm »
Quote from: Perigrin on June 23, 2015, 12:14:05 pm
Granted, but Harry Potter kills you to reclaim it.
I wish for mechs.
Granted, mechs are now a thing but ISIS steals a large Lance of mechs and call a Jihad on the western world, setting it ablaze.

I wish for a loli girlfriend.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #187 on: June 23, 2015, 03:35:33 pm »
The loli girlfriend is one of those crazy ones that sacrifices you in the name of some obscure demon. Oh, and she's ugly.

I wish the Giant Cheese Monster would make love to me already.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #188 on: June 23, 2015, 04:12:20 pm »
Quote from: Rhodri on June 23, 2015, 03:35:33 pm
I wish the Giant Cheese Monster would make love to me already.
Granted, but now you have to deal with all dat dick cheese

I want to die in most violent manner possible
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #189 on: June 23, 2015, 04:14:38 pm »
granted, but the next guy dies even worse.
I wish for SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST to be my friend.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #190 on: June 23, 2015, 06:27:31 pm »
SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST accidentally stomps on you. You are now dead, and he commits suicide because of the guilt.

I wish we were all involved in one forum-wide orgy together.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #191 on: June 23, 2015, 06:47:51 pm »
Quote from: Rhodri on June 23, 2015, 06:27:31 pm
SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST accidentally stomps on you. You are now dead, and he commits suicide because of the guilt.

I wish we were all involved in one forum-wide **** together.

Granted however the stars are replaced with a random 4 letter word, in this case it is replaced with jump.
Everyone starts jumping simultaneously.


I wish for this wish to completed
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #192 on: June 23, 2015, 07:23:28 pm »
Granted, but it is completed in a way that gives you AIDS.

I wish we would all partake in a forum-wide orggy together, except orggy only has 1 g.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #193 on: June 23, 2015, 07:29:03 pm »
Granted, now the whole forum has Caconym's AIDs, good job.

I wish for unlimited tamales.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #194 on: June 23, 2015, 07:30:02 pm »
granted, enjoy your ass disaster.

I wish I had another cup of coffee.
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