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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #240 on: November 05, 2015, 02:05:51 am »
Granted all weeaboos die simultaneously however, it turns out that they were the only thing holding back unspeakable horros from coming in the world, there is now a daemon apocalypse.


I wish the whole world was living in some kind of lovecraftian horror.
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If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
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Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #241 on: November 05, 2015, 03:03:25 am »
Granted. We're all Shoggoths that never overthrew the Elder Ones, we're all now slaves.

I wish I could change my gender at will.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #242 on: November 05, 2015, 05:30:10 am »
Granted. However, there was an error and you are now permanently a dickgirl.
I wish I had superpowers.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #243 on: November 05, 2015, 11:03:41 am »
Granted. You have the power to levitate a single grain of rice a few millimetres off the ground.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #244 on: November 05, 2015, 11:12:02 am »
You become a chicken, you end up in a KFC slaughterhouse.


I wish timezones were not a thing.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #245 on: November 05, 2015, 11:20:36 am »
Granted, now time stops. Nice job


I want sans's jacket
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #246 on: November 05, 2015, 12:34:02 pm »
You get a jacket made of Comic Sans.
Everyone laughs at you.

I wish I had money.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #247 on: November 05, 2015, 01:11:26 pm »
Granted, you have money but your asshole is the size of a football.
I wish people weren't so retarded.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #248 on: November 05, 2015, 01:34:16 pm »
Granted. Monkeys get retarded.
I wish I had a modern computer.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #249 on: November 05, 2015, 01:39:07 pm »
Granted however it's modern art of a computer.

I wish I could sing well.
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I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
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If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
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Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #250 on: November 05, 2015, 03:25:35 pm »
Granted, you sing so good that you make people spontaneously combust.
I wish I was good at vidja gaems
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #251 on: November 05, 2015, 04:15:25 pm »
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Granted, you sing so good that you make people spontaneously combust.
I fail to see the downside here :P

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I wish I was good at vidja gaems
You are suddenly good at vidja gaems but you can do nothing else you can't sleep,eat etc or get up to go to the toilet. You eventually die of dehydration in a pile of your own refuse.

I wish for a burrito so big, even god couldn't eat all.
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I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
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I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
Quote from: SiegeLion on September 28, 2015, 10:43:59 am
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
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Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
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I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Quote from: Six on July 12, 2016, 11:51:47 pm
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #252 on: November 06, 2015, 02:15:06 am »
Granted, you get a infinitely replenishing burrito. It is highly poisonous though.
I wish my back didnt hurt so bad ;-;
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #253 on: November 06, 2015, 12:01:40 pm »
Granted. But your arm starts hurting.
I wish I had the rarest Pepe.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #254 on: November 06, 2015, 03:38:16 pm »
Granted. You are assassinated and your rare pepe is stolen for an art museum.

I wish I didn't feel sick when I get drunk these days.
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leather made from foreskin.
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yeah, i'd punch an old lady.
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Everything's gunpowder if you have enough oxidizer.
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It can only mean the shenangularity.
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