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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #405 on: September 25, 2016, 11:35:47 pm »
Granted, but it's because the world ended in a rather amusing manner.

I wish I had a pet dragon. :V
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« Reply #406 on: September 25, 2016, 11:38:27 pm »
Granted, but it has the personality of a bitchy teenaged girl.
I wish to have a robot body.
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« Reply #407 on: September 25, 2016, 11:49:07 pm »
Granted. Enjoy your life as a Roomba.

I wish I had a robot dragon with a great personality and all the skillz.
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« Reply #408 on: September 25, 2016, 11:51:01 pm »
Granted, but its skillz are all variations on toaster repair.
I wish for a tree so insured the gods themselves won't touch it.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #409 on: September 26, 2016, 12:02:09 am »
((Hey, that's a useful skill in the wasteland.))

Granted, but it is now so insured that you're not allowed to touch it either. One day, you decide to ignore this as it is your tree, having been given to you with all the other animals, trees, and strategically placed leaves you posses, and you eat one of it's fruits. You have now committed the original sin, brought damnation to mankind, personally become responsible for thousands of years of religious violence, persecution against women, and generally misguided actions, and possibly set events in motion that will end in the apocalypse.

I wish I had some cheezies.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #410 on: September 26, 2016, 12:16:11 am »
Granted, but they are...vegan imitation cheez things. *muahaha*

I wish I had a robot toaster with skillsz that are all variations on dragon repair.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #411 on: September 26, 2016, 12:26:52 am »
Granted with absolutely no corruption. Dragons aren't real, and your toaster is incapable of making toast, as all of it's skillz are limited to dragon repair.

I wish pomegranates were always in season.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #412 on: September 26, 2016, 12:35:45 am »
Granted, but you are also Persephone, and thus this makes Pluton one very happy fellow.

I wish I had some toast, these wishes are making me want some.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #413 on: September 26, 2016, 12:46:23 am »
Granted, you have bread. You also have the toaster from your previous wish. In theory, it's all the right stuff.

I wish I could be Eris instead of Persephone.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #414 on: September 26, 2016, 12:49:57 am »
Granted, but now all your pomegranates turned into apples.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #415 on: September 26, 2016, 02:24:44 am »
You wish for a sentient sex robot shaped like a dragon. It leaves you after being disappointed with your performance.



I wish for a burrito so large even god can't eat it all.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #416 on: September 26, 2016, 04:10:07 am »
Granted.   The burrito is so big that the Earth is crushed under it.

I wish that England didn't suck.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #417 on: September 26, 2016, 08:01:32 am »
Granted, but Whales and Scotland become so bad that the world declares war on the UK to come unfuck it.
I wish for a lot of fucking celery.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #418 on: September 26, 2016, 11:26:53 am »
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Granted, but its skillz are all variations on toaster repair.

Ahh... wasteland 2... great game.

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I wish for a lot of fucking celery.

Granted, all your celery are fucking.

EDIT: I forgot my wish therefor I wish to never forget anything.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #419 on: September 26, 2016, 05:23:41 pm »
Granted, you walk in on your parents recreating a sexy human centipede with the neighbours and can never forget about it.

I wish for a broken toaster.
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