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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #45 on: March 21, 2015, 07:13:24 pm »
Granted, you watch the entirety of the human race age and finally die, you are alone for two hundred additional years before finally giving into the strain and ending yourself, all sentient life is now dead.


I wish that I could become stronger when I die...and come back of course when I do.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #46 on: March 21, 2015, 07:17:55 pm »
After some people see you revive and become stronger, you are viewed as a hellspawn demon from the underworld and are burned alive, and burned again for every time you revive, until you become so strong after numerous revives all of humanity moves to a new planet an you and Earth are constantly orbitally bombarded.

I wish I had ebola.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #47 on: March 21, 2015, 07:24:47 pm »
You got ebola, congratulations! you cause it to become an endemic and almost wipe out the human race.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #48 on: March 21, 2015, 07:31:37 pm »
Granted, nothing happens.

I wish I could cybernetically enhance myself.
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« Reply #49 on: March 21, 2015, 07:59:19 pm »
You do so, but when installing your cyber-penis, your body rejects the bionic, leaving you genital-less.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #50 on: March 21, 2015, 08:20:41 pm »
Granted, you and your followers are cast into the lake of fire for all eternity(think I read about that in a book somewhere...  ;) ).

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #51 on: March 21, 2015, 08:47:41 pm »
granted, but you die of blood loss next time you see a pretty person due to the size of it.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #52 on: March 21, 2015, 08:48:50 pm »
The powers go awry and you take the form of a keyboard for the rest of your life.

I wish for Half-life 3.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #53 on: March 21, 2015, 08:55:03 pm »
granted, but its shitty and rushed.

i wish for a sega dreamcast.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #54 on: March 21, 2015, 09:07:58 pm »
Granted, but it came with no controller.


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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #55 on: March 21, 2015, 09:19:11 pm »
Granted, but it came with no controller.


I want to be awesome.
granted, but you are this type of awesome


i wish for mecha
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #56 on: March 21, 2015, 09:30:21 pm »
Mecha are invented, you are however permanently fused into one that begins malfunctioning and leaves you permanently immobilised.
(The Awesome is possibly one of the best looking Mechs ever)

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #57 on: March 21, 2015, 09:53:32 pm »
Granted, but you made the Dogscape happen.


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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #58 on: March 21, 2015, 09:56:17 pm »
granted, but you freeze to death.

i wish i could kill all of the CLANNER SCUM!
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #59 on: March 21, 2015, 11:01:16 pm »
(I just read the Dogscape, dude what the fuck? I'm pretty used to messed up stuff but that was something entirely different)

You kill the clanner scum, however the entirely of the Inner Sphere turns on itself and everyone is nuked to death.

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