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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #510 on: September 29, 2016, 09:15:36 pm »
Quote from: Noctifer on December 01, 2019, 06:02:15 am

I wish I hadn't wished for that time gap that ruined everything.

Granted.

I wish this concept works like I hope it does.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #511 on: September 29, 2016, 09:17:05 pm »
Granted but this changes nothing.

I wish for a boat to row.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #512 on: September 29, 2016, 09:18:40 pm »
It totally worked.

Granted. You get a full scale model of the Titanic.

I wish to see the future.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #513 on: September 29, 2016, 09:20:41 pm »
Granted, but the fact that you can do that makes you lose your free will.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #514 on: September 30, 2016, 10:21:34 am »
Now ish bro, si therefore I cannot corrupt it.
I wish jabberwocks weren't so mean :(
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #515 on: September 30, 2016, 11:25:43 am »
Granted, now theyre even MEANER.

I wish for more wishes.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #516 on: September 30, 2016, 03:35:40 pm »
Granted, but you waste all you wishes.

I wish to be able to instantly learn anything.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #517 on: September 30, 2016, 03:48:50 pm »
Granted.   You also remember literally every single thing that has happened to you.    You die within like a year from brain overflow or something I dunno.

I wish for a snek.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #518 on: September 30, 2016, 04:12:07 pm »
Granted but it has ALL the poisons and it bites you.

I wish for a sentient train.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #519 on: September 30, 2016, 04:17:53 pm »
Quote from: Noctifer on September 30, 2016, 04:12:07 pm
I wish for a sentient train.
Granted however you become this guy


I wish for a fancy chair.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #520 on: September 30, 2016, 04:19:07 pm »
Granted.   It breaks as soon as you sit on it.

I wish for a non-poisonous, non-constricting, adorable snek.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #521 on: September 30, 2016, 04:24:06 pm »
Granted, it shoots lasers and you are killed after 2 hits.

I wish for the half-penny to be a thing again.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #522 on: September 30, 2016, 06:01:13 pm »
Granted, but no one ever believes your weird sawed-in-half pennies are valid currency.

I wish to boop the snoot.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #523 on: September 30, 2016, 06:19:00 pm »
Granted but snoot boops back.

I wish for a trading card game trading card game.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #524 on: September 30, 2016, 06:34:14 pm »
granted, but a game of all games contains itself, so the game becomes infinitely heavy and becomes a black hole.
I wish I was 90% more adorable.
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