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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #60 on: March 21, 2015, 11:06:21 pm »
(that dogscape thing made me throw up. i hope you are FUCKING pleased wilson)

granted, but you can only draw dicks

i wish for brain bleach
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« Reply #61 on: March 21, 2015, 11:17:28 pm »
Granted, but the brain bleach is so effective that you are left in a vegetative state.

I wish the dicks I drew were absolutely magnificent.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #62 on: March 21, 2015, 11:21:44 pm »
granted, but they are SO good that you are classified as an SCP for making everyone who sees one of your drawings intensely gay.


i wish to be a dragon.
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« Reply #63 on: March 21, 2015, 11:43:07 pm »
granted, but they are SO good that you are classified as an SCP for making everyone who sees one of your drawings intensely gay.


i wish to be a dragon.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #64 on: March 21, 2015, 11:45:48 pm »
Granted. You discover how to mod Skyrim, however you create the worst mod in history and are forever mocked on the internet for it.

I wish The Dogscape existed in reality
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« Reply #65 on: March 21, 2015, 11:49:15 pm »
Granted. You discover how to mod Skyrim, however you create the worst mod in history and are forever mocked on the internet for it.

I wish The Dogscape existed in reality
I wish you were dead.
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« Reply #66 on: March 21, 2015, 11:50:01 pm »
granted, but i really dont have to do anything, its fucked up enough

i wish for sex i guess.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #67 on: March 21, 2015, 11:51:57 pm »
Herpes, AIDS, and gonorrhea, all at the same time.  And you didn't even orgasm. 

I wish I could un-read Dogscape.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #68 on: March 21, 2015, 11:53:29 pm »
granted, but in not knowing, you accidentally create it.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #69 on: March 22, 2015, 12:17:49 am »
You draw so well that a professional hitman offs you to lessen competition.

 I wish that I was a black hole.
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« Reply #70 on: March 22, 2015, 12:47:37 am »
Granted, you are now a black hole. A racist Space Police Officer removes you from existence for being black.

I wish that everyone on the internet ended up on the same forum together, all at the same time.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #71 on: March 22, 2015, 12:54:05 am »
Granted and loli porn gets posted constantly in the general chatting thread.

I wish for a Loli.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #72 on: March 22, 2015, 01:18:26 am »
Granted and loli porn gets posted constantly in the general chatting thread.

I wish for a Loli.

Granted, you are immediately arrested for suspicion of child pornography, and sentenced to life in jail because the judge didn't like the shirt you wore to the trial.

I wish I had $20

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #73 on: March 22, 2015, 01:25:03 am »
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You get 20$, but slenderman comes and murders yo ass.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #74 on: March 22, 2015, 01:34:34 am »
Rabies. 

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