Utterly Mad

Granted, you stab someone in the kidneys for being annoying. You get arrested for murder.

I said wasn't. :|

Do non-sociopathic people have extreme murderous tendencies I am not aware of?

Granted but it instantly kills you.

 I wish I could phase through matter on a whim.

You are made of matter, so you accidentally phase through yourself.

I wish to feel the Giant Cheese Monster deep inside of me.