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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #660 on: May 31, 2017, 11:48:44 am »
But I don't smoke. D:

Granted, the air is now a lot denser. The good news is everyone can SORTA fly. The bad news is everyone suffocates.

I wish gravity wasn't such a twat sometimes.
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« Reply #661 on: May 31, 2017, 12:05:52 pm »
Granted, it goes from being the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces to being the weakest force in the universe period. Way to go dragon >.>

I wish for accelerated entropy.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #662 on: May 31, 2017, 12:15:31 pm »
granted, Entropy has been acellerated by 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

I wish for one wish times ten wishes minus five wishes. Because maths.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #663 on: May 31, 2017, 12:42:51 pm »
Granted but the granter fucked up and divided by zero...

I wish X/0=0
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #664 on: May 31, 2017, 02:02:22 pm »
Granted, all Xs become 0 because 0/0=0 despite what the stupid calculator says. This of course makes all "find value of X" equations really fucky, and makes tic-tac-toe a lot harder to play.

I wish absolute zero wasn't a thing.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #665 on: May 31, 2017, 03:32:28 pm »
Granted but this made a lovecraftian tier monster frozen somewhere in deep space free and inbound to earth to exact its revenge.

I wish for pineapple to be an acceptable pizza topping.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #666 on: May 31, 2017, 03:59:01 pm »
Granted, but now pepperoni is heretical, and thus you make me cry.

I wish more people liked anchovies on pizza.
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« Reply #667 on: May 31, 2017, 04:57:36 pm »
Granted but we now live under a one world government that has outlawed it.

I wish for a razor sharp fish.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #668 on: May 31, 2017, 08:08:48 pm »
Granted, now it cuts through any net or hook used in an attempt to catch it, outcompetes all other species of fish due to being basically inedible to most predators, and causes more fatalities to swimmers and divers than drowning, hypothermia, sharks, and fucking Australian jellyfish combined. Mostly because the latter two have all gone extinct due to the world's oceans being

And then, just when humanity, now landbound thanks to knife fish sinking any ship that leaves port, thought it couldn't get any worse...the crabs are the only species left in the ocean that isn't a knife fish, and they've learned to use the knife fish against us.



I wish octopi knew how to safely disarm knife-wielding crabs.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #669 on: May 31, 2017, 09:39:33 pm »
Granted but they become the dominant apeicies in the food chain due to global warming. With humanity exitinct they are allowed to elvolve eventually having paint wars with squids.

I wish for a cure-all.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #670 on: May 31, 2017, 09:45:42 pm »
Granted. The cure is death.

I wish I had a pet gecko.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #671 on: May 31, 2017, 09:51:28 pm »
Granted, it grows in size, grow wings and gains the ability to breath fire. It then proceeds to eat you.

I wish for a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky remake.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #672 on: May 31, 2017, 10:13:38 pm »
Granted, but it's a fan remake. That means that 50% odds of it being shit, and 50% odds of being good and thus taken down.

I wish Nintendo and Game Freak would stop taking down only the good fan games.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #673 on: June 01, 2017, 12:48:42 am »
Granted, they now take any fan games, even the ones that use the same mecahnics as pokemon.

I wish for a covfefe.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #674 on: June 01, 2017, 01:55:27 am »
Granted, you get a cup of shitty coffee because the wish-granter didn't understand that.

I wish I could cheeki the breeki.
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