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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #675 on: June 01, 2017, 08:44:08 am »
Granted, because tbe granter is a cunt you get chewd chesse since the words rhyme.

I wish granters would use a searh engine.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #676 on: June 01, 2017, 11:48:22 am »
Granted, they start using a "searh engine" which is a search engine that misspells everything you get.

I wish "y'all" didn't sound so weird to be despite being from Texas.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #677 on: June 01, 2017, 12:05:25 pm »
Granted but now it is used by everyone by law.

I wish for self lacing shoes.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #678 on: June 02, 2017, 10:59:50 am »
Granted, but they lace around your feet and cut off your blood circulation in the process.

I wish that this forum was popular like the olden days.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #679 on: June 02, 2017, 01:55:10 pm »
Granted, it also attracts a ton of shitposters.

I wish the salt would rain from the heavens.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #680 on: June 02, 2017, 06:15:37 pm »
Granted but they perform "harvest" experiments on the populous...

I wish for a perpetual motion machine!
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #681 on: June 02, 2017, 06:37:44 pm »
Granted, but you can't shut it off. Thus it somehow causes the end of the world.

Speaking of references to Discord shenanigans, I wish portals weren't so allergic to master sparks. :V

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #682 on: June 02, 2017, 08:40:29 pm »
Granted, they are allergic to red light instead! ;D

I wish for a sentient treehouse!
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #683 on: June 02, 2017, 11:29:57 pm »
Granted, the treehouse ends up fighting with itself because the tree half is now able to object quite strongly to having a bunch of planks nailed to it.

I wish for a bananaphone.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #684 on: June 03, 2017, 02:02:12 am »
Granted, it just rings itself into oblivion.

I wish for a working toaster.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #685 on: June 03, 2017, 11:41:57 am »
Granted, it's glued to your chest. D:

I wish I had an endless supply of toast.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #686 on: June 03, 2017, 12:15:29 pm »
Granted, my toast wings regenerate...

I wish I could belive it's not butter.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #687 on: June 03, 2017, 12:17:40 pm »
Granted, you instead believe it's ice cream. This causes endless disappointment.

I wish I had some tea.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #688 on: June 03, 2017, 01:08:28 pm »
Granted, you are now a fake brit.

I wish for a modular knife.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #689 on: June 03, 2017, 02:47:49 pm »
Granted, it tends to remodulate in ways that give it really shitty edge retention.

I wish I was better at flintknapping.

 

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