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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #690 on: June 03, 2017, 08:49:41 pm »
Granted, but the finished product breaks after use.

I wish for w self-locking door handle.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #691 on: June 04, 2017, 11:29:59 pm »
Granted, your door now locks whenever you press the w key.

I wish you didn't catch my case of typoitis.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #692 on: June 05, 2017, 05:54:25 am »
Granted but the rest of the world does!

I wish for a friendly typhoon.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #693 on: June 05, 2017, 11:29:39 am »
Granted. It just wants to give you a hug, but doesn't understand that high wind speed and flood-creating rain are bad for humans.

I wish I wasn't so tired today.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #694 on: June 05, 2017, 02:34:46 pm »
Granted, you feel like you can take on the world! But now you must actually take on the world as the FBI's most wanted.

I wish for a self sharpening pencil.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #695 on: June 05, 2017, 06:45:09 pm »
Granted, it pierces any paper used on it.

I wish for extremely durable paper.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #696 on: June 05, 2017, 06:52:45 pm »
Granted, It papers cuts everything it touches completely reversing the paper/rock/scissors game.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #697 on: June 05, 2017, 07:16:34 pm »
Granted, you wished for nothing, and thus nothing happens. Ever. Nothing at all.

I wish this game wasn't so derp.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #698 on: June 05, 2017, 07:33:06 pm »
Granted, you are now the derp instead, the status quo is the same.

I wish I did not forget to make wishes.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #699 on: June 05, 2017, 10:17:13 pm »
Granted, you instead forget to do the granting part of this.

I wish I wasn't so lazy about my wishes.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #700 on: June 06, 2017, 08:16:59 am »
Granted, now you forget about making a wish instead!

I wish for a wish machine!
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Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

...I wish for airborne rabies.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #701 on: June 06, 2017, 01:05:34 pm »
Granted, it generates wishes but forgets to corrupt the prior wishes.

I wish for a necroposting machine.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #702 on: June 06, 2017, 01:43:10 pm »
Granted, you know post on dead AMAs.

I wish for a passive-aggressive christmas present.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #703 on: June 06, 2017, 05:41:53 pm »
Granted. You receive a present box that's basically a fancy Useless Useless, and re-wraps itself whenever you try to open it.

I wish for my laptop wasn't a potato.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #704 on: June 06, 2017, 06:33:52 pm »
Granted, your laptop now runs windows 10 at top performance!

I wish for a tri-bladed shovel.
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Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!

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With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

...I wish for airborne rabies.

Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...

 

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