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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #705 on: June 06, 2017, 06:47:35 pm »
Quote from: Noctifer-De-Mortem on June 06, 2017, 06:33:52 pm
Granted, your laptop now runs windows 10 at top performance!

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Granted, you have a shovel with 3 heads. Turns out this kinda makes it hard to use.

I wish I wasn't a saltdragon.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #706 on: June 07, 2017, 08:49:07 am »
Granted, you are now a saltwater-dragon.

I wish for a new flavor of ice cream.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #707 on: June 07, 2017, 03:45:56 pm »
Granted. It's Noctifer-flavored! 3:

I wish you weren't so smol.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #708 on: June 07, 2017, 04:14:03 pm »
Granted, He is so small he dies.
I wish to speak all languages.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #709 on: June 07, 2017, 04:29:24 pm »
Word filter fucks us again.

Granted, you can't ever find the right language to use at the right time.

I wish Six wasn't such a heretic.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #710 on: June 08, 2017, 07:31:54 am »
Granted, but now he is more of a brit.

I wish for a pineapple pizza cake.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #711 on: June 08, 2017, 11:48:49 am »
Granted, it tastes nasty because who the hell puts tomato sauce and cheese on a cake with icing already on it. This does make the pineapples more tolerable because it's technically on a cake, though.

I wish for a cake-flavored pizza.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #712 on: June 08, 2017, 01:27:48 pm »
Granted, you put frosting and a perfectly good pizza you fucking degenerate!

I wish for pizza degeneracy to cease!
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #713 on: June 08, 2017, 01:56:18 pm »
Granted, we start doing burger degeneracy instead.

I wish more burger places would let you have jalapeņos on them for free.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #714 on: June 08, 2017, 02:44:05 pm »
Granted, you are now stranded in a mexican border town.

I wish for an anti-wish machine.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #715 on: June 08, 2017, 02:47:43 pm »
Granted, it literally sucks up hopes and dreams.

I wish weren't such a bunch of heretics.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #716 on: June 08, 2017, 02:50:12 pm »
Granted but since you did not specify who the wish fails.

I wish for an ice-cream flavored sandwich.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #717 on: June 08, 2017, 03:21:17 pm »
Granted, it's ham and cheese, but somehow tastes like chocolate and vanilla.

I wish for pepperoni-flavored ice cream.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #718 on: June 08, 2017, 03:22:09 pm »
Granted, bacon bits are mixed into the ice-cream.\

I wish for a "get out of jail free" card.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #719 on: June 08, 2017, 03:24:16 pm »
Granted, it's reported as stolen due to its mysterious disappearance, so you probably have to use it immediately.

I wish wishes weren't so prone to just magically stealing stuff you wish for.
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