Author Topic: Wish Corruption (Read 53426 times)

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #720 on:** June 08, 2017, 03:25:41 pm »

Granted, you switch from jirachi to a proper genie.

I wish for a solar power bike.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #721 on:** June 08, 2017, 03:30:02 pm »

Granted, but as all of us know from CDDA, you can't fit enough solar panels on it. Plus they go "ON_ROOF" and you didn't add a roof. Reality ensues as it falls on your head.

I wish I had a merkava tank.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #722 on:** June 08, 2017, 03:49:54 pm »

Granted, you know have an empty gas tank of the merkava brand.

I wish for IRL debug menu.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #723 on:** June 12, 2017, 02:16:21 am »

Granted, it makes more bugs than anything else. Congrats, you broke reality.

I wish you an I weren't the only ones posting in this thread.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #724 on:** June 12, 2017, 12:23:11 pm »

Granted but all other post are delete by six most of the time.

I wish for a one-way time machine.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #725 on:** June 12, 2017, 02:32:43 pm »

Granted, you travel back in time to the late viking age, roughly 1000 AD or so. Great! Except it doesn't transport you in space, so no vikings for you.

Best case scenario the wish-granter is a smartass and maintains your relative position on Earth, which presumably leaves you miles upon miles away from fledgling Coles Creek culture, the cultures of the Pueblo II period, or any other major civilizations. On the plus side, you're a couple hundred years early to have to worry about the Triple Alliance, nevermind how long a walk south it'd be.

Worst case scenario, the wish-granter is too literal and you get dumped in the middle of space.

I wish for a personal teleportation device.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #726 on:** June 12, 2017, 03:07:22 pm »

Granted but it does not take into account the 4th dimension so you may end up somewhere in the past or present but on the spot in space you specify.

I wish for a time machine that allows specifying location on all higher dimensional planes with an easy to use interface.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #727 on:** June 12, 2017, 03:15:26 pm »

Side note, I spent way too much time looking up major cultures in the southern US that'd be around in the year 1000 just for a Sixpost.

Granted, but it's still not immune to users forgetting that vikings are not that happy to see people just appearing out of thin air.

I wish I wasn't so prone to overthinking history jokes.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #728 on:** June 12, 2017, 03:47:42 pm »

Granted, now you overthink futuristic jokes with emphasis on transhumanism, the AI singularity, and the silicon vs carbon warfare.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #729 on:** June 12, 2017, 04:28:26 pm »

Granted, your wish for nothing becomes sentient and eats you. :V

I wish for stuff.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #730 on:** June 12, 2017, 04:30:40 pm »

Granted, you get teddy bear stuffing.

I wish to not forget to make wishes...

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #731 on:** June 12, 2017, 05:41:13 pm »

Granted, but then you go and do it a third time, and thus get sat on.

I wish Noct wasn't such a silly bird.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #732 on:** June 12, 2017, 05:52:15 pm »

Granted, wings are now that of a bat.

I wish wishes were not wasted.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #733 on:** June 12, 2017, 06:38:39 pm »

You mean you became flying rabies? D:

Granted, wishes end up made on epic, world-sweeping changes that destroy the earth.

I wish this wish won't come true.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #734 on:** June 12, 2017, 10:37:12 pm »

Granted, the corruption makes it into a superposition where it is and isn't granted at once but since it is on the macro scale this makes the highs field reach it's true vacuum creating a vacuum decay sphere with its epicenter on your exact location. Your death is as instantiations as it gets and there-for painless.

I wish to reverse the vacuum decay the dragon caused.

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