Utterly Mad

The thoughts are so normal that they seem insane to you. You kill yourself from the insanity.

I wish I was god of insects.

Granted, but the servers run on harvested dicks just like my computer.
I wish I knew how would it feel to have a vagina

Granted... it feels like you have no diiick. Uh you don't have a penis no more.

I wish for people to not be complete idiots all the time

Granted. Everyone is now really, really good at grammar. They are still complete idiots the rest of the time.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, you never sleep but never feel tired. You die of a heart attack.

I want one of the floppy uppy Gameboy advances with some Good games.

Granted, but the cartridges containing good games are utterly broken.

I wish to own ALL the Steam games.

It comes out, but they suddenly introduce micro-transactions like H1Z1 did. Oh, and they changed the graphics to make it look like Minecraft.

I wish for a MAGICK HORN

Granted, it's a magical vuvuzela with the magical power of being spectacularly normal.

I wish for a Jaques Hammer.

You get a gay french porn star named Jaques Hammer.

I wish to know what a vuvuzela is.

Quote from: Bubbadoo on March 23, 2015, 05:38:02 am

Granted, it's a magical vuvuzela with the magical power of being spectacularly normal.

I wish for a Jaques Hammer.

You get a gay french porn star named Jaques Hammer.

I wish to know what a vuvuzela is.

Now to make it a corruption listen to this
and many Vuvuzela remixes on soundcloud and regret EVERYTHING.

Damn you conspiricat you ninjad my post!
Leaving my answer but it's now null and void.

You discover the horrors joys of vuvuzelas, and go mad with your new knowledge.

I wish I could even.

You do but you can never odd, you lose the ability to write/type any odd number and looking at one makes your mind implode.

I wish to know the answer of life.