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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #135 on: March 23, 2015, 05:59:11 am »
You are now surrounded by around 1000 female dogs that shit, piss and bark crazily in your house. You soon run out of food to feed them, and you get eaten alive by all the bitches.

I wish to multiply the number of harmonicas I have (8) by 2.
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« Reply #136 on: March 23, 2015, 07:04:38 am »
Granted, but you forget how to play, and you now have a bunch of useless harmonicas. 

I wish that Firefly hadn't been dropped.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #137 on: March 23, 2015, 08:14:46 am »
Granted, but it becomes an awful show that nobody watches.

I wish my Government cared about our country more than themselves.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #138 on: March 23, 2015, 08:34:56 am »
Quote from: SiegeLion on March 23, 2015, 08:14:46 am
Granted, but it becomes an awful show that nobody watches.

I wish my Government cared about our country more than themselves.
Granted, they care about you so much that they wish to watch your every move so you don't hurt yourself.
I wish I had a big dick.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #139 on: March 23, 2015, 08:37:18 am »
Granted, it is violently torn off in a car crash and you bleed to death slowly.

I wish I was a God.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #140 on: March 23, 2015, 08:38:51 am »
You are killed by the Giant Cheese Monster, the one true god.

I wish I was a magical pony flying through the sky.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #141 on: March 23, 2015, 08:45:42 am »
You're mistaken for a nuclear missile and The Iron Giant slams into you, brutally killing you.

I wish I was FUCKING INVINCIBLE like Sundowner
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #142 on: March 23, 2015, 10:29:41 am »
Granted, for the invincibility your body needed to be replaced with pure inanimate adamantium.
I wish for the wish that wishes all the wishes of the wish of the mankind.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #143 on: March 23, 2015, 10:35:33 am »
Granted, the world ends.

I wish for a non-poisoned Dr. Pepper.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #144 on: March 23, 2015, 10:46:00 am »
Quote from: wilson7755 on March 23, 2015, 10:35:33 am
Granted, the world ends.

I wish for a non-poisoned Dr. Pepper.

Granted. Dr. Pepper feels quite well, and wonders aloud how he got to your house, before billing you for a house call and apparently wasted time.

I wish for a big chunk of non-irradiated, non-cursed, 100% normal gold.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #145 on: March 23, 2015, 10:52:42 am »
Granted, your "Best Freind" shot you in the face for it.

I want a non-poisoned Dr. Pepper soda.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #146 on: March 23, 2015, 10:55:20 am »
Granted, the soda is not poisoned but irradiated and mutates you upon consumption into a strange creature and the government captures you for SCIENCE!

I wish for infinite money
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #147 on: March 23, 2015, 10:58:44 am »
Granted, you get robbed and shanked by a man the next day.

I wish for a god dammed not irratiated, poisoned, or what ever the fuck may kill/mutate me. I JUST WANT A DAMN NORMAL DR. PEPPER.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #148 on: March 23, 2015, 11:10:54 am »
Quote from: wilson7755 on March 23, 2015, 10:58:44 am
Granted, you get robbed and shanked by a man the next day.

I wish for a god dammed not irratiated, poisoned, or what ever the fuck may kill/mutate me. I JUST WANT A DAMN NORMAL DR. PEPPER.
granted, but you get shanked in an alley by representatives of the coca cola company.


i wish for a liberal crime squad
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #149 on: March 23, 2015, 11:53:06 am »
The liberal crime squad show up and since your (your title at the moment) a red raven your obviously a filthy conservative and get gunned down by the LCS.




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