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Title: Food N Shit
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 15, 2015, 06:17:23 am

I liked the conversation on fast food, favorite sodas, and weird things we eat.

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Fast Food

I think it's pretty good, Mc Donalds fries seem to be crummier than they used to be.
I only eat fast food about once per year as I live so far away from the city (~45 minutes away from the nearest town, Las Vegas.) The day I do normally eat food is on the take your son/daughter to work day, when I go to town with my dad and help out.

There is so many places on Fremont Street that sell even more unhealthy things. THERE IS WAY TOO MANY DEEP FRIED TREATS! (I mean seriously, you know it's getting ridiculous when Mermaids (This casino doesn't even let anyone under 18 enter. :() starts selling deep fried smuckers PB & J.)

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Favorite Soda

Manzanita Sol! It's an Mexican apple soda, and it is delecious!
The only problem is that with the 2 liter bottle, this soda goes flat fast!

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Weird Eats

I am a guy who likes to try anything that doesn't contain foods I don't like, with the exception of onion which is OK in small doses of foods.
I sometimes eat orange chicken with hot mustard. (Grosses my parents out so much I can't put it on in front of them. xD)
I don't like fries with ketchup.
...I know I have many more but my sleep addled mind can't remember!
I guess macaroni with ketchup. It's good but that seriously grosses a lot of people out.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Rhodri on March 15, 2015, 07:45:32 am

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How is that controversial?

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 15, 2015, 08:04:29 am

Quote from: Rhodri on March 15, 2015, 07:45:32 am

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How is that controversial?

Just continuing the conversation that was before the islam.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Six on March 15, 2015, 08:36:37 am

I feel like this should be split off into a separate thread entirely about favourite foods and drinks, restaurants and weird things we eat

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 15, 2015, 07:53:14 pm

Quote from: SiegeLion on March 15, 2015, 08:36:37 am

I feel like this should be split off into a separate thread entirely about favourite foods and drinks, restaurants and weird things we eat

Go right ahead, I can't be bothered to do it.
Perigrin could also probably move the posts about food, maybe?

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Six on March 15, 2015, 10:43:19 pm

Aw yis, food thread.
I'd have done the thread split but I can only do that in the Last Man Gaming board.

So for those of us who cook regularly, what's your favourite thing to cook/favourite ingredient.
Gotta say I'm pretty fond of anything that's really messy to cook or anything with eggs because eggs are great.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: BadSniper on March 15, 2015, 10:57:44 pm

I don't know why, but I always find myself in the mood for a burger.

I'm a very picky eater, though. I always ask for them without the vegetables and such (meat, bread, and cheese basically).

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Siege-Loli on March 15, 2015, 11:22:10 pm

Fried chicken is my favorite food hands down though hamburgers are always good. I like mine loaded with mayo, green olives, and tomatoes.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 15, 2015, 11:23:29 pm

I like to put steak sauce in my burgers.

I like egg Sammiches with peanut butter.

I like steak sauce in my veggies.

I like ice cream.

I fucking LOVE CHEESECAKE.

And any kind of meat.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Hibou on March 16, 2015, 12:00:59 am

I've got two words that'll change you guys' lives.

Cookie. Butter.

(http://www.traderjoes.com/images/fearless-flyer/uploads/article-561/96761-Speculoos-Cookie-Butter.jpg)

Looks like peanut butter, must taste like peanut butter, right?

WRONG.

This stuff is the same kind of stuff they make the feathers of angels from. This butter is the butter to end all butters.
Imagine the sweet, savory taste of a cookie. Mmm, yeah.
Now, think of the applicability of a butter. Spread that shit on everything, and it sticks.
Combine 'em. Now we're talking.
Spread cookies on your toast. Put it in your sandwich. Burritos. Use it as a dip. Put it on your pancakes. Steam it with your veggies. Mix it in your cereal. It doesn't matter. It's always, 100% guaranteed to improve your food consuming experience.

The best part? It's got less sugar and less calories than store brand peanut butter. Yeah.

Now go break down the door of your nearest Trader Joe's and get a jar of that stuff for yourself.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Perigrin on March 16, 2015, 12:25:44 am

Not cool, now you made me hungry.
anyway, I've got eating habits to match Trusy_Patches.
Like, I'll eat practically any sort of food. Worchester sauce on rice? Yep. A raw onion like an apple? Yep. A mustard, tomato, and hard salami sammich? Yum.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 16, 2015, 01:28:41 am

*sees title*

Well I eat food, and then I take a shit after the digestive process has finished. Or are we talking about food in our shit? I don't know, I don't look at my own feces.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Rhodri on March 16, 2015, 02:14:22 am

I like mashed potatoes. I like combining ketchup and mashed potatoes and eating them. I like combing mashed potatoes and peas. I like using mashed potatoes as a replacement for ketchup/ranch.

Mashed potatoes master race.

My mouth is watering at the thought of some turkey dipped in bland delicious mashed potatoes right now.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Wayward Pilgrim on March 16, 2015, 02:18:27 am

Quote from: Hibou on March 16, 2015, 12:00:59 am

I've got two words that'll change you guys' lives.

Cookie. Butter.

(http://www.traderjoes.com/images/fearless-flyer/uploads/article-561/96761-Speculoos-Cookie-Butter.jpg)

Looks like peanut butter, must taste like peanut butter, right?

WRONG.

This stuff is the same kind of stuff they make the feathers of angels from. This butter is the butter to end all butters.
Imagine the sweet, savory taste of a cookie. Mmm, yeah.
Now, think of the applicability of a butter. Spread that shit on everything, and it sticks.
Combine 'em. Now we're talking.
Spread cookies on your toast. Put it in your sandwich. Burritos. Use it as a dip. Put it on your pancakes. Steam it with your veggies. Mix it in your cereal. It doesn't matter. It's always, 100% guaranteed to improve your food consuming experience.

The best part? It's got less sugar and less calories than store brand peanut butter. Yeah.

Now go break down the door of your nearest Trader Joe's and get a jar of that stuff for yourself.

FUCKIN
THIS SHIT
HOLY FUCK
IT'S LIKE

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

So unf
I need to buy more oh my god

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Ah, with that said...

Hot damn, korean bbq is good. Kalbi ribs are suh-weet.
Garlic mashed potatoes are fuckin' greeeeaaaaaat. So is garlic bread. Garlic everything is really.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Forrest on March 16, 2015, 02:27:34 am

GOD DAMN IT HIBOU, I JUST CUT MOUNTAIN DEW AND TOBLERONE OUT OF MY DIET. YOU DIABETES SPREADING BASTARD.
Anywho, yes, garlic anything is fucking great, especially garlic mashed potatoes. Potato anything is also usually good, along with Korean BBQ and most Japanese food, in my book.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Perigrin on March 16, 2015, 02:37:08 am

I once put garlic sauce on two prices of toast and ate it. The result was, actually pretty good.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Six on March 16, 2015, 12:04:36 pm

Garlic Mayonnaise

I drown almost everything in Tabasco sauce too, that shit is tasty and I've eaten so much chilli and peppers that most of it does very little to me these days.
I often like making my own sauces though, I use tomato in a lot of them despite the fact that I hate tomatoes.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Mr. Epic Cheese Man on March 16, 2015, 01:05:58 pm

Big Mac meals are fantastic and even better when you get em after the bus you got on to go out and about breaks down.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Six on March 16, 2015, 01:17:40 pm

Big Macs are pretty good when you've had a shitty day.

WE DON'T HAVE TRADER JOE'S IN THE UK, WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET COOKIE BUTTER FROM? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Jakers on March 16, 2015, 02:49:36 pm

(http://www.preparednesspro.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mayo-jar-photo-co-theonlinegourmet-com.jpg)

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Six on March 16, 2015, 03:05:51 pm

Quote

If you're going to fit into white America you're going to have to learn to like MAYONNAISE

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 16, 2015, 03:13:28 pm

Mayo is kinda eh for me,

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Jakers on March 16, 2015, 03:37:37 pm

Quote from: wilson7755 on March 16, 2015, 03:13:28 pm

Mayo is kinda eh for me,

O_O

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Six on March 16, 2015, 04:07:42 pm

Mayonnaise isn't amazing honestly, but things with mayonnaise in them usually are.
I'm pretty sure Thousand Island Dressing is just Mayonnaise with some tomato and other shit thrown in and that stuff is incredible.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Perigrin on March 16, 2015, 04:16:23 pm

I hate mayo and most of its derivatives. Except in tuna/chicken/egg salad.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 16, 2015, 04:18:16 pm

I enjoy it in sammiches. I disike blue cheese.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: BadSniper on March 16, 2015, 04:26:10 pm

Quote from: Rhodri on March 16, 2015, 02:14:22 am

I like combing mashed potatoes and peas.

I do this a lot, especially with corn and diced carrots.

It helps to keep the veggies in one place, and also tastes pretty good.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Jakers on March 16, 2015, 05:00:53 pm

Mashed potato, cheese, ground meat and some mayo on the side always does the job for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny-ZDOiiLRU

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Forrest on March 16, 2015, 05:36:39 pm

Jakers just described my like favorite kind of 'I've had a shitty day give me stuff I like' meals.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Caconym on March 16, 2015, 05:53:24 pm

(http://i.imgur.com/a7oobEh.jpg)

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Generally don't like fast food, KFC is about the only one I would categorise under 'Not Terrible'.
Plus prefer the whole fancy restaurant type deal (gotta have standards).

I'm Irish so I love potatoes, right? WRONG! They rate quite low on my favourite kinds of food 'cept for roast, roast potatoes are one of the greatest things ever.


Home cooking:
Pasta: just throw everything in it add a good sauce and LIBERAL amounts of chilli (both crushed and sauce) to the point where your mouth has become the gateway to hell itself.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: BadSniper on March 16, 2015, 05:56:40 pm

Quote from: Caconym on March 16, 2015, 05:53:24 pm

add a good sauce and LIBERAL amounts of chilli (both crushed and sauce) to the point where your mouth has become the gateway to hell itself.

Ghost peppers.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Forrest on March 16, 2015, 06:01:21 pm

I basically prefer either okay Japanese restaurants, really fancy ones of various types, or like really good homecooked food/sometimes just microwave stuff when I'm lazy or craving fast pot pie.
Which brings me to the point of FUCK YEAH, POT PIE.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Six on March 16, 2015, 07:34:34 pm

Pasta is like god tier food, making pasta sauces is one of my favourite things to do.
I hate absolutely all potatoes though, don't know why.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 17, 2015, 04:43:11 am

I know of someone who likes to eat potatoes raw. D:

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Jakers on March 17, 2015, 07:27:15 am

Quote from: Bubbadoo on March 17, 2015, 04:43:11 am

I know of someone who likes to eat potatoes raw. D:

I ate a raw potato once without knowing it. It was in a thai restaurant, and they carved some sort of pretty flower from a raw potato as a decorative addition to the dish. Because I'm the kind of guy who eats EVERYTHING on the plate, I ate it thinking it was some kind of water nut. It didn't taste awful, but it didn't taste great either...

Screw raw potatoes, why can you do that when you can boil em' mash em' and stick em' in a stew

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 19, 2015, 01:15:44 pm

I like to put sun chips in my Mac n' cheese.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Mrnocamera on March 19, 2015, 01:49:34 pm

I once made Oreo pizza.
Don't try it.
It's terrible.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: BadSniper on March 19, 2015, 07:15:35 pm

I know a few people at my high school who put the fries in their burgers.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Caconym on March 19, 2015, 07:35:31 pm

Quote from: BadSniper on March 19, 2015, 07:15:35 pm

I know a few people at my high school who put the fries in their burgers.

You say that likes it's a bad thing...

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 19, 2015, 08:03:18 pm

Quote from: Caconym on March 19, 2015, 07:35:31 pm

Quote from: BadSniper on March 19, 2015, 07:15:35 pm

I know a few people at my high school who put the fries in their burgers.

You say that likes it's a bad thing...

I do that all the time in my sandwiches.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Jakers on March 20, 2015, 07:15:06 pm

Putting fries in your burgers is actually a really efficient way to eat them all at once, accompanied with your delicious meaty burgery goodness. I actually tried putting some mash potato in a burger, smearing it on the bun and putting a fried egg with it too. Tasted pretty legendary.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Six on March 20, 2015, 11:21:05 pm

Pizza sandwiches are the best thing ever, toasted bread on the outside, melted cheese, tomato puree and other toppings on the inside.



Original post contained a lot of swearing for no good reason but here it is, it's also a bit more descriptive

Spoiler (hover to show)

Alright you fuckers heres something you should already know about.
Motherfucking Pizza Sandwiches and if you've never heard of this shit before then you're in for a whole new experience.

Alright so you get your goddamn fucking bread, two slices of it per sandwich and throw that fucker in the grill on a medium heat. While the bread is slowly toasting you grate or slice your desired amount of fucking tasty motherfuckin cheese
Once your bread is toasted to your preferred amount you take that fucker out, turn one piece over to the untoasted side and slather generous amounts of tomato puree on that motherfucker and then you cover the bastard in cheese and add whatever other fucking toppings you have on a regular pizza and now you throw that shit back in the grill until the cheese is melted, and then take both pieces and jam them together into some kind of sticky, cheesy, tomato covered sexual sandwich

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 21, 2015, 06:40:14 am

Any one have heard of bouillon cube's? I recently found them in my parents spice drawer. While curious I smelled it and recognized it as the flavoring used in Ramen. By smell I thought it would be good in a lunchmeat sandwich and casadias.

I have tried with beef and a little chicken bouillon and it turned out a failure.
I mean as I had either added too much or too little. When I am able to taste all the flavors it's like a savory heaven.

Basically just the normal recipe for a lunch meat sandwich or casadia but with some sprinkled bouillon. Be REALLY CAREFUL with it though, as it's flavor and salt is really powerful.

I ended up overpowering the bouillon in the lunchmeat sandwhich, and added too much in the casadia. I have had parts with had more/less of the flavor and DAMN IT'S LIKE A SAVORY HEAVEN.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Six on March 21, 2015, 09:24:18 am

Bouillon cubes, which most of the world calls stock cubes, are really good for a lot of stuff, throwing them into ramen as well as the flavouring you already get is definitely a good idea.
Beef stock cubes are brilliant for tomato based sauces that are still a tiny bit too bland and watery.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Perigrin on March 21, 2015, 06:59:46 pm

i used to suck on bullion cubes like jawbreakers. im probably going to die from the salt.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Six on March 21, 2015, 09:34:19 pm

Oh god, how could you do that?
Like I tried one just by itself once and it was horrible.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 22, 2015, 01:46:54 am

Quote from: Perigrin on March 21, 2015, 06:59:46 pm

i used to suck on bullion cubes like jawbreakers. im probably going to die from the salt.

When I was a kid I liked my Mc Donalds fries with ~8 packets of extra salt. If I eat too much salty stuff nowadays I get nasty heartburn.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Forrest on March 22, 2015, 04:19:56 am

I'm allergic to nothing, so far haven't gotten heartburn from anything, ate the same meal that a bunch of other people ate and didn't get food poisoning when they did, and haven't seen any adverse affects from a diet that is mostly Mountain Dew, Cup Noodles, and fatty Southern-style stuff with sprinklings of Japanese food once in a while.
I THINK I'M KINDA LUCKY.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: BadSniper on March 22, 2015, 05:17:49 pm

Quote from: Bubbadoo on March 22, 2015, 01:46:54 am

Quote from: Perigrin on March 21, 2015, 06:59:46 pm

i used to suck on bullion cubes like jawbreakers. im probably going to die from the salt.

When I was a kid I liked my Mc Donalds fries with ~8 packets of extra salt. If I eat too much salty stuff nowadays I get nasty heartburn.

... I can't stand that much salt. Even when I've been going a week with constant sweating and getting a really salty meal after all that, it still sucks. The "Nutrition Facts" list said this meal contained 70% of one's usual daily sodium requirements. 70 fucking percent of that day's salt. It was a pretty salty meal, and most of my crew were feeling the same way about the taste.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Mr. Epic Cheese Man on March 22, 2015, 05:23:19 pm

Went to McDonald's (again) with my mates, fucking dropped leftovers all over the bastard bus on the way back, revealing the shame of taking the rest of the big mac home. Fuck the bus and fuck the squad, I'm off to pizza express or john's next time, they are more bus bump proof.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Jakers on March 22, 2015, 07:05:16 pm

KFC Master Race

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Perigrin on March 22, 2015, 07:08:29 pm

Quote from: Jakers on March 22, 2015, 07:05:16 pm

KFC Master Race

Popeyes is much better chicken.

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Jakers on March 22, 2015, 07:17:03 pm

Quote from: Perigrin on March 22, 2015, 07:08:29 pm

Quote from: Jakers on March 22, 2015, 07:05:16 pm

KFC Master Race

Popeyes is much better chicken.

You're probably right, we don't have those over here in Britain D:

Title: Re: Food N Shit
Post by: Six on March 23, 2015, 08:28:28 am

But we do have Nabzy's in my part of Britain and let me tell you, the best chicken I've ever had and all of their food is incredibly well priced, especially for what you're getting.