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The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: Perigrin on March 18, 2015, 04:22:29 pm
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Noticed how many of us are Furries, so we get a thread. Just chat, share artists and story writers, ect.
My favorite Furry artists are Koul and Zerolativity. My favorite Furry author is CHARLES MOTHER FUCKING MATTHIAS!(otherwise know as Matthiasrat) he wrote the Alone series of paradise stories (all 6 of them combined are longer than most novels), and a big writer for Metamor Keep, for which he has written THREE MILLION words. The guy is a good writing machine.
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Huh, never thought this would happen, but yeah, Furry art it's pretty OK.
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Currently searching for Goo-furry or loli-furry 'art'.
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Currently searching for Goo-furry or loli-furry 'art'.
Make an account on FA, turn of pr0n filter, look it up there. Also, check Chaz_Fox out. Its Chazmoff, and he has some goo stuff in his favorites.
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Ah, I will do.
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/me sets up a folding chair.
Just watching. Probably.
I should probably stop saying probably.
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/me sets up a folding chair.
Just watching. Probably.
I should probably stop saying probably.
You probably should. :P
so are you are just going to watch furries in their natural habitat.
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/me wonders if poting Pr0n links is allowed here too.
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/me wonders if poting Pr0n links is allowed here too.
Porn's fine anywhere as long as it is in topic and spoilered to hell.
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/me wonders if poting Pr0n links is allowed here too.
We have a porn thread keep porn links there imo.
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No comment
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ok, so im going to restart this thread.
favorite species?
Ferret and Bear here.
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So furries are animals right?
Someone bring me some furry to feast on!
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So furries are animals right?
Someone bring me some furry to feast on!
so, Vore?
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ok, so im going to restart this thread.
favorite species?
Ferret and Bear here.
Alligator, Crocodile, and Shark
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What is a Vore?
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What is a Vore?
Swallowing and/or being eaten whole fetish. Its fucking weird and I don't get whats so attractive about being eaten whole and being processed through the digestive system. It sounds painful, boring, and enraging all at the same time.
AKA:
"AJ-kun Imma eat you whole!", says the giant purple dildo dragon. AJ responded with, "Don't touch me bitch!" Then everyone lived happily ever after.
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No no no. I dont get turned on by that.
Im talking about murdering that sentient rabbit with a 12 gauge, and nutchering it into jerky.
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No no no. I dont get turned on by that.
Im talking about murdering that sentient rabbit with a 12 gauge, and nutchering it into jerky.
Then that is hunting. It might be a fetish but I don't know. The last few hunting trips I've been on turned into a "let's read some SCP alone in a deer stand at 3AM because I actually get wifi out in the wilderness instead of my grandparents house".
I saw a few dear and a squirrel, but they were all either illegal or too young to shoot.
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Hunting...yeah.
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By what, do you define someone as a furry?
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Fur amounts?
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By what, do you define someone as a furry?
You jerk it to ungodly amounts of Anthro porn. You like anthro art, draw it, and/or dress up as an anthropomorphic animal.
I really don't do any of these three any more except have a tiger woman fetish lelelel, so I have no real say about furryism. Other then: "Most of them are real fucking weird." "They make really stupid comments that make you think that they have mental issues (as if they're talking to the character itself, and no they're not doing it for shits and giggles... they're being serious and it makes me cringe the fuck out)." "They're all really nice with the weirder ones being the more insecure and "extremist" of the community. The lot of them are regular people with an odd hobby. The rest are mentally unstable douchenozzles that need to burn."
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"The lot of them are regular people with an odd hobby. The rest are mentally unstable douchenozzles that need to burn."
this sums it up good.
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Thats terrible but hilarious.
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Thats terrible but hilarious.
It comes with the fur suit. It pretty much sums up any fanbase.
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"They're all really nice with the weirder ones being the more insecure and "extremist" of the community. The lot of them are regular people with an odd hobby. The rest are mentally unstable douchenozzles that
Best description ever!
I suppose I. 'like' their art but in the same way I like any kind of good quality artwork even though I may not like the subject material it's related to.
I can't draw for shit so doubt I'd ever draw the stuff.
The fursuits are one of the weirdest things about furries, I would never wear one.
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"They're all really nice with the weirder ones being the more insecure and "extremist" of the community. The lot of them are regular people with an odd hobby. The rest are mentally unstable douchenozzles that
Best description ever!
I suppose I. 'like' their art but in the same way I like any kind of good quality artwork even though I may not like the subject material it's related to.
I can't draw for shit so doubt I'd ever draw the stuff.
The fursuits are one of the weirdest things about furries, I would never wear one.
i want a head of one so i can scare the SHIT out of solicitors. like, "d oyou have a moment to talk about-" *Cue me appearing half naked in wizard robes and a wolf head* "-JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT" *SLAM*
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I've got a general aversion to furries because I've spoken to so many of the really fucking weird, creepy, "I kinda wanna fuck my dog" kind of furries, or the ones who actually 'think' that they're canines/felines/bovines that kinda shit.
Fur suits also weird me out a bit too, but I think that's just because I don't really understand furries reasons for wearing them properly, so I'm generally cool with it.
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I've got a general aversion to furries because I've spoken to so many of the really fucking weird, creepy, "I kinda wanna fuck my dog" kind of furries, or the ones who actually 'think' that they're canines/felines/bovines that kinda shit.
Fur suits also weird me out a bit too, but I think that's just because I don't really understand furries reasons for wearing them properly, so I'm generally cool with it.
first type is a zoophiliac motherfucker (seriously, MOST, not all, but MOST furries REALLY FUCKING HATE IT when animals get abused. not just in that way, but that way aswell. also, Feral can be pretty fucked up, but as long as consent is legally given i dont care.), and the second is an Otherkin/Therian, depending on the species. Therians being fictional species (FUCK YOU IM A DRAGON), and Otherkin generally choosing only real animals. also, most furries make fun of these two groups. yes, the fucking lowest rung of the nerd ladder has an EVEN LOWER RUNG that we all mock.
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There is also apparently nazi furriesbwhich arebeven lower from what I've gathered.
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There is also apparently nazi furriesbwhich arebeven lower from what I've gathered.
yep. although one of my favorite artists draws soem very old style german uniforms, pretty neat.
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Yes, the fucking lowest rung of the nerd ladder has an EVEN LOWER RUNG that we all mock.
No matter how nerdy/weird you are, you can always make fun of LARPers. (Except for LARPers.)
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Yes, the fucking lowest rung of the nerd ladder has an EVEN LOWER RUNG that we all mock.
No matter how nerdy/weird you are, you can always make fun of LARPers. (Except for LARPers.)
actually, larpers are ok if they arent insane.
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There probably is some subgroup of LARPers which they can mock, every group not matter how low on the mocking ladder has a subgroup which even they cam make fun of.
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Larp seems kinda cool to me. ..cri.
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Larp seems kinda cool to me. ..cri.
i want to do it. i just cant find any Larpers who arent apeshit insane.
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I'm not Peri!
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i mean in the Kansas City Metropolitan area. all larpers around here are really into Vampire: The Masquerade/Requiem.
serious shit happens here man.
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That sucks peri.
I like sci fi stuff.
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I think it'd be cool to get into medieval/renaissance LARP. Poofy sleeves, breastplates, and feathered hats are the best kind of aesthetic.
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Them poofy sleeves are my kinda swag, bruh
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So...are there rat furries?
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So...are there rat furries?
Yep
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Bat furries.
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Bat furries.
Yep
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So...are there rat furries?
my favorite author is a rat furry. i like rats too, can be well done if a cartoony style is used
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Peri. U like rats too? Be my friend!
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Peri. U like rats too? Be my friend!
BE MY RATBRO BRO
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RATBROS!
Wanna larp as rat brothers...no? Alright then...
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RATBROS!
Wanna larp as rat brothers...no? Alright then...
ONLY IF YOU BUY THE FUR SUITS!
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I would if we have any good larps around
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I think owls are pretty nice.
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I think owls are pretty nice.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/09/c2/d6/09c2d6de9184e669255bd594f6a8d70a.jpg)
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Is that male or female?
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Is that male or female?
doesnt matter. still sexy. probably male though.
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Well, it depends if you're of the camp that says bird furries (burries?) should have boobs or shouldn't. Technically, birds in nature don't have mammary glands and therefore shouldn't have boobs in fiction, but on the other hand, boobs are boobs.
My money's on female in this particular instance.
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Bat furries.
Eugh what is creepy is bat furry porn with realistic looking bat faces.
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Well, it depends if you're of the camp that says bird furries (burries?) should have boobs or shouldn't. Technically, birds in nature don't have mammary glands and therefore shouldn't have boobs in fiction, but on the other hand, boobs are boobs.
My money's on female in this particular instance.
the proper term for a bird furry is avian i think. also, mabye im just seeing what i want to see.
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the proper term for a bird furry is avian i think. also, mabye im just seeing what i want to see.
Oh yeah, avians. Forgot about that term.
Also gaaaaaaay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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the proper term for a bird furry is avian i think. also, mabye im just seeing what i want to see.
Oh yeah, avians. Forgot about that term.
Also gaaaaaaay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I prefer female humans and male Furries. no idea why. male humans and female furries are ok too, but still.
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Bats are mammals but fly...
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Bats are mammals but fly...
yes, and? do you want pics of bat furry girls, cause i have a few i can hit you up with.
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Well, this is the furry general, and there's no time like the present. I say drop down the bat pics.
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(http://i.imgur.com/5mPCmLX.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/vL2pvMl.jpg)
By Ultic Kessler, great artist on Fur Affinity. Look him up, mostly does old ww1 esq military stuff, but a lot of other pics.
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Sonic porn
Gotta go fast
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Sonic porn
Gotta go fast
want links?
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Shudder...gonna leave this forum and never return now.
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Praying mantis porn plz.
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Shudder...gonna leave this forum and never return now.
But sexy bats.
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Praying mantis porn plz.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8165329/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12542425/
get a Fur Affinity without pr0n filters to see it.
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Praying mantis porn plz.
Hey it ties in with a vore fetish as well.
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Praying mantis porn plz.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8165329/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12542425/
get a Fur Affinity without pr0n filters to see it.
I'm not sure if I should be intrigued or disturbed by this.
Someone's already made porn of a praying mantis decapitating their mate, I'm guessing.
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Sonic porn
Gotta go fast
want links?
I'm not even sure why I was surprised that this existed, to be honest.
I don't entirely know if I want links, but someone probably will, so yeah go ahead.
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Sonic porn
Gotta go fast
want links?
I'm not even sure why I was surprised that this existed, to be honest.
I don't entirely know if I want links, but someone probably will, so yeah go ahead.
Its all so poorly drawn...... I'm not sifting through this shit.
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(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQBKwjeGnlnGGDn4k4y4x0OsNmuzcwhE5XbjcY3RlnwhITOZN_)
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I was at a gaming convention last year and spotted a trio of furries. I didnt know that the fur suits were so huge. two of them had these obviously expensive high quality fur suits with, im guessing, stilts in the legs or something and the third one was just a sad fat guy with a tail and a pair of cardboard ears.
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(http://i.imgur.com/3up4T6a.jpg)
On the topic of fur suits, aside from the general weirdness factor any I have seen look so hilariously bad they look more like something a sportsball team mascot would wear.
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So what exactly is the point in the fur suits?
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So what exactly is the point in the fur suits?
No idea.
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first type is a zoophiliac motherfucker (seriously, MOST, not all, but MOST furries REALLY FUCKING HATE IT when animals get abused.
There is a difference between zoophiliacs and bestialists. Zoophiliacs don't force the animal to do anything, bestialists do.
(I find it annoying that people mix these 2 terms up.)
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Does the difference even matter, one is very only slightly better than the other. And both are all kinds of fucked up.
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Yeah there's not particularly any notable difference between the two honestly. Either way you're still having sex with something that can't give consent.
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But, like a furry with an erotic squirrel costume so convincing that against all odds it gives you an erection
Directly lifted from Cracked.com, they make the best goddam statements.
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first type is a zoophiliac mother****er (seriously, MOST, not all, but MOST furries REALLY ****ING HATE IT when animals get abused.
There is a difference between zoophiliacs and bestialists. Zoophiliacs don't force the animal to do anything, bestialists do.
(I find it annoying that people mix these 2 terms up.)
Is there really a difference? Almost all animals can't give consent or don't give enough of shit to give consent... alright let me put it this way.
Zoophiliacs: "Well officer, I just so happened to have peanut butter smeared all over my balls because I think it feels nice, it just so happens that my dog decided to start licking. I didn't do nothing wrong!"
Bestiality Dudes: "Yeah I screwed the pooch, cuff me."
I don't know if I put it right or not, I thought it'd make for great joke fodder.
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first type is a zoophiliac mother****er (seriously, MOST, not all, but MOST furries REALLY ****ING HATE IT when animals get abused.
There is a difference between zoophiliacs and bestialists. Zoophiliacs don't force the animal to do anything, bestialists do.
(I find it annoying that people mix these 2 terms up.)
Is there really a difference? Almost all animals can't give consent or don't give enough of **** to give consent... alright let me put it this way.
Zoophiliacs: "Well officer, I just so happened to have peanut butter smeared all over my balls because I think it feels nice, it just so happens that my dog decided to start licking. I didn't do nothing wrong!"
Bestiality Dudes: "Yeah I screwed the pooch, cuff me."
I don't know if I put it right or not, I thought it'd make for great joke fodder.
A guy I know once told me a story of how his uncle got blackout drunk and decided to do that peanut butter thing. The dog promptly bit his bits off. One arrest and a hospital visit later, and family relations were quite strained. Also, the difference is in commitment. Zoophiliac means you want a relationship with an animal.
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I don't know if I put it right or not, I thought it'd make for great joke fodder.
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat" says the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."
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Bestiality Dudes: "Yeah I screwed the pooch, cuff me."
I don't know if I put it right or not, I thought it'd make for great joke fodder.
You could say he really screwed the pooch on that one.
BADUM TISHHHH
I physically cannot resist making puns... send help.
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Hey should I move this topic to the abyss or keep it here? I can't check through this on my schools proxy but I don't think there was pr0n in this one, was there? I can't remember.
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Hey should I move this topic to the abyss or keep it here? I can't check through this on my schools proxy but I don't think there was pr0n in this one, was there? I can't remember.
Keep it here, no pron.