Utterly Mad
The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: Perigrin on April 07, 2015, 12:18:32 am
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I can spend a sad amount of time shopping. Also, there is a scientific explanation for why women shop like that. Men in prehistoric times were hunters, and as such were conditioned to bring down and return the first animal they saw. Women however were gatherers, and as such were conditioned to walk out, walk as far as they could to see every possible fruit, and then pick up the best of it on the way back, therefore not wasting energy on sub par fruit. This conditioning lingers slightly to this day, explaining the difference in shopping styles. Also, the reasons for the conditioning are animals move around, fruit usually doesn't.
EDIT: Put SCIENCE here.
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I can spend a sad amount of time shopping. Also, there is a scientific explanation for why women shop like that. Men in prehistoric times were hunters, and as such were conditioned to bring down and return the first animal they saw. Women however were gatherers, and as such were conditioned to walk out, walk as far as they could to see every possible fruit, and then pick up the best of it on the way back, therefore not wasting energy on sub par fruit. This conditioning lingers slightly to this day, explaining the difference in shopping styles. Also, the reasons for the conditioning are animals move around, fruit usually doesn't.
This also explains why women are usually better at differentiating colors. (It's not pink, it's salmon red!) Because in a hunter/gatherer society, the women had to decide what plants were edible and what wasn't, and the ability to see small differences in color usually helped with this. Those who couldn't usually poisoned themselves and died.
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WE PROBABLY MURDERED OUR CLOSEST-RELATED SPECIES, THE NEANDETHALS. DO NOT FUCK WITH HUMANITY.
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WE PROBABLY MURDERED OUR CLOSEST-RELATED SPECIES, THE NEANDETHALS. DO NOT FUCK WITH HUMANITY.
After trying to bang them. And when that didn't work, ehhh.
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WE PROBABLY MURDERED OUR CLOSEST-RELATED SPECIES, THE NEANDETHALS. DO NOT FUCK WITH HUMANITY.
After trying to bang them. And when that didn't work, ehhh.
Yep, interbreeding between Neanderthals and hoomans. I'm guessing it was an abusive relationship.
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Humanity: If we can't fuck it we kill it.
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