The Pit => Rec Room => Topic started by: Wheel-Son on April 10, 2015, 11:08:35 am
Title: Nonsense Zombie Thang (IC)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 10, 2015, 11:08:35 am
You all start at the roof of a rather modern Hotel. The roof is surrounded with a fence and barbed wire, this hotel must get a bunch a customers. Looks reeeal inviting. You hear clicking from behind the door, they bang at the door.
1 TURN UNTIL THE CLICKERS GO KOOL-AID MAN ON THE DOOR, Wow it must be made of cardboard.
ZOMBIE TYPE: CLICKERS.
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Post by: Rhodri on April 10, 2015, 12:55:11 pm
Mantis Dickbut liberally applies bullets to the door and clickers behind it.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on April 10, 2015, 02:21:30 pm
Jacket: He readies the fire-axe for the on-coming Clickers. +5 to d100 rolls
Mantis: Your liberal bullets burst through the wooden door. You kill two clickers, one lunges for you D100=80 D100=... 8 The Clicker pins you down.
Frank West: You pop in from a door from nowhere
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Post by: Rhodri on April 10, 2015, 02:23:51 pm
Mantis Dickbutt applies even more bullets to the clicker pinning him down, showing the wonders of high GDP. He'll say a witty liberal one-liner once it is dead.
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Post by: RedVulnus on April 10, 2015, 02:36:07 pm
Frank swings the bat at the nearest clicker, aiming for the head.
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Post by: Perigrin on April 10, 2015, 04:14:49 pm
Solaire engages in jolly cooperation with his fellow men, and starts swinging.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on April 10, 2015, 04:45:51 pm
Mantis: The clicker dies when you shoot it. You get up.
Frank: You swing the bat at the nearest clicker, it dies with a few nails sticking out of it, a clicker lunges for you D100=13 D100=44 It grabs you, but you do a suplex and kill it.
Soliare: PRAISE THE FUCKIN' SUN, you slash through the clickers. Some seem to be in Russian Mafia garb, you slash ones throat, you decapitate one, but you miss one and it grabs and attempts to bite through the armor
Jacket (Me!): He buries the fire-axe in the nearest clickers head. but it looses the axe-head, he flips it over and uses it like a bat. He bashes ones brains in. He kicks and knocks one down and smashes it's brains into the concrete. Holy shit, I think it's dead Jacket.
The Clickers: There are six of you left.
Note: I'm rolling for the player attacks also. If you want me to show the rolls lemme know. I'm only showing the Zed's rolls
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Post by: RedVulnus on April 10, 2015, 04:48:14 pm
Frank takes a photo of Soliare and the zombie before going back to swinging his bat at clickers.
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Post by: Perigrin on April 10, 2015, 04:52:34 pm
I sun stab the bitch. Sides, I'm already a zombie, what can he do.
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Post by: Rhodri on April 10, 2015, 05:11:42 pm
Fueled by that super-witty one-liner, Mantis Dickbutt reloads and gives the clickers some advanced "healthcare" (He shoots the shit out of them.)
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Post by: Wheel-Son on April 10, 2015, 08:37:40 pm
Generic Soldier: You appear from a door that came from nowhere.
Mantis: *Reloading noises*
*Bang* One down *Bang* Two down *Bang* Miss. One lunges for you, [D100=46] [D100=50] You dodge it.
Frank: Humor!, +15 pp, the nearest clicker got a faceful 'a nails. He dead muthafucka he ded.
Solaire: You stab the clicker in the face, it slumps down.
Jacket: He bashes the nearest clicker's brainpan's in. He looks around for anymore, they're all dead.
Title: Re: Nonsense Zombie Thang (IC)
Post by: Rhodri on April 10, 2015, 09:05:14 pm
It seems you are not applying your attacks liberally enough, clicker. Farewell."
Bang the clicker hard and fast GROUND TACKLE THE SONOFABITCH AND SMASH HIS FACE IN!
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Post by: Perigrin on April 10, 2015, 09:05:55 pm
HACK WHACK MOTHERFUCKER! PRAISE IT!
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Post by: Exodus on April 10, 2015, 09:34:27 pm
Generic Soldier charges into the room, spraying a large amount of bullets at the hostiles while screaming.
"AMERICA SALUTES YOU!"
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Post by: Wheel-Son on April 10, 2015, 09:44:31 pm
((Just fyi for you guiz, there's only one left. It's on the floor. It's going to be dead as hell))
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Post by: Exodus on April 10, 2015, 09:55:34 pm
(In that case im still going to unload on its dead body and then tbag it with crouching. )
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Post by: RedVulnus on April 10, 2015, 11:24:35 pm
Frank takes a photo of the carnage and then walks over to the zombie on the floor and stomps it's head in.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on April 11, 2015, 03:16:42 pm
Everyone; You obliterate that clicker, I'm pretty sure it's dead.
You guys go and talk, or if you want. Head to the next floor.
The Clickers: They're all dead Dave... They're all dead.
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Post by: Rhodri on April 11, 2015, 03:32:34 pm
Mantis Dickbutt heads down the stairs, going down even faster than Monkey Island's now non-existent poverty/crime/unemployment.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on April 11, 2015, 04:04:39 pm
Everyone who's not in currently: You're all in seperate bathrooms in the top floor.
((I didn't forget about you Rhodri))
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Post by: Stopsignal on April 11, 2015, 04:34:31 pm
Doomguy runs downstairs while yelling RIP AND TEAR.
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Post by: Exodus on April 11, 2015, 05:13:37 pm
Generic would sprint down the stairway, going from cover to cover and occasionally twitch shooting walls that have nothing there...
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Post by: Hibou on April 11, 2015, 05:25:33 pm
Steve trumps his way out of the bathroom and tries his best not to trip over his tail as he descends the stairs. He ultimately fails and tumbles down the unforgiving staircase onto the next floor with a series of reptilian grunts.
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Post by: Perigrin on April 11, 2015, 05:50:36 pm
I'm gonna backstab any zed I see, and run down with the others.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on April 11, 2015, 05:54:01 pm
Steve: IT KEEPS HAPPENING. -0.01 health
Generic: You sprint down the stairs, you shoot random plaster wall, but on of the corners had a zed. Well not a "Zed" Per say, it was more human. It's dead though.
ZOMBIE TYPE: 48 Days Later "Zeds"
Doomguy: You sprint down the stairs, you see a few Rage Zeds. WHAT DO YOU DO?! NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALLZEE!!!!
Jacket: He drops the handle of the fire-ax and heads down the stairs. He looks for a weapon D100=60 He finds a nail hammer, He picks it up. He walks to where Doomguy is. He takes to pager* from his pocket, he presses the button on it.
"Hello *Bzzt* Friend."
*That's how he talks in Payday 2.
Solaire: You head to where Jacket and Doomguy is, you see about 4 Rage Zeds.
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Post by: Perigrin on April 11, 2015, 05:56:18 pm
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Post by: Hibou on April 11, 2015, 05:59:44 pm
Steve gets up, sighs and grabs his shotgun. He flicks a cigarette in the air, catches it in his mouth, chews, and swallows. After that, he loads the next shell with a meaty ca-chunk and gets ready to blast some ass.
Title: Re: Nonsense Zombie Thang (IC)
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 11, 2015, 06:00:47 pm
Solaire: That'd be pretty difficult when they're facing you, but they don't see you yet. How does one backstab when they face you?
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Post by: Perigrin on April 11, 2015, 06:39:18 pm
Dodgeroll behind them and THEN stab.
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Post by: RedVulnus on April 11, 2015, 06:45:02 pm
Frank moves to follow the group of people down the stairs, then searches for things he can combine into weapons.
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Post by: Rhodri on April 11, 2015, 06:45:59 pm
Shoot them with liberal justice!
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Post by: Stopsignal on April 11, 2015, 06:58:08 pm
SHOOT THEM.
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Post by: Exodus on April 11, 2015, 09:34:35 pm
Generic continues shooting the dead thing. "SUCK ON MY FREEDOM!"
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Post by: Wheel-Son on April 12, 2015, 12:25:15 am
Steve: You head to the group. There are four rage zeds.
Soliare: You dodge roll behind the rage zeds and back-stab one of them.
Generic: You open fire at the zeds, you take two down one of them turns towards to before getting knocked down with a bullet to the jaw, he screeches out. You hear heavy foot-falls of feet sprinting towards you.
Doom-Guy: You shoot the nearest Rage-zed that comes around the corner. two more take his place.
Rhodri: You fire upon the Rage Zeds and take the two down, three take their place.
Jacket: He readies his hammer for the On-coming zeds.
Rage Zeds: There are 16 of you. YOU ARE SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW, GOD DAAAAMN. JUST... JUST FUCK THOSE GUYS.
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Post by: Rhodri on April 12, 2015, 01:14:48 am
I've said it once, I've said it a million times...
SHOOT THEM ALL!
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Post by: Perigrin on April 12, 2015, 01:23:21 am
kill them with 300 perfectly timed ass stabs in a row.
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Post by: Hibou on April 12, 2015, 08:13:56 pm
Swallow two more cigarettes and light a third. Chamber the next round and BLAST 'EM.
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Post by: Stopsignal on April 12, 2015, 10:06:56 pm
KILL EM ALL.
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Post by: Rhodri on April 12, 2015, 10:39:46 pm
We make such detailed and extensive posts. :P
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Post by: Exodus on April 13, 2015, 12:51:57 am
Start knifing things in the legs for instakills.
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Post by: Six on April 13, 2015, 08:35:31 am
Alex sprints towards the group, wildly firing and screaming about biomods in his eyeballs
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Post by: Wheel-Son on April 13, 2015, 03:12:35 pm
((WOW AN UPDATE.)) Doom-guy: You fire at the rage Zeds, you take five down.
Generic: You knife them in the legs with your non-existent knife. They start beating you up for your lunch money.
Steve: You blast at the Rage Zeds, you take four down.
Solaire: You stab and kill 3 zeds.
Mantis: You open fire at the Zeds you take 7 down, one shot one kill.
Jacket: He smashes the nearest Zed's brains in. He readies it for the next zed.
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Post by: Exodus on April 13, 2015, 04:04:52 pm
Generic would like to turn on aimbot and begin to start racking up headshots.
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Post by: Rhodri on April 13, 2015, 07:36:21 pm
Reload and shoot them more. Piss off the patriotic generic soldier by giving tax breaks to foreign countries that invest in the nation.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on April 14, 2015, 03:37:25 pm
Generic: You attempt to turn on the aim of but they stole that with your lunch money.
Mantis: You reload and open fire at the Zeds, you took 4 down.
Flame: YOU CRASH IN THROUGH THE ROOF, YOU KILL TWO WITH THE PORTAPOTTY YOU CAME IN THROUGH.
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Post by: Exodus on April 14, 2015, 04:54:42 pm
Generic forfeits this match and begins to run away.
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Post by: Hibou on April 14, 2015, 05:18:27 pm
Steve decides that, with the sudden addition to the battlefield of a monument to his home, he shall fight with renewed fury!
Steve charges forward, cycling rounds into the various Zeds until he runs out.
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Post by: Rhodri on April 14, 2015, 05:21:03 pm
Mantis uses his Prime Minister powers to make zombies have equal rights to everyone else, hopefully ending the riots the zombies cause in anger of their oppression.
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Post by: Flame on April 14, 2015, 06:53:13 pm