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The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: Exodus on April 16, 2015, 12:26:37 am

Title: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Exodus on April 16, 2015, 12:26:37 am
Obey Exodus...Obey
The paganism of Lurker is not allowed into my sanctum.
Those of the Outside shall be corrected.

Do you doubt the powers of he who lurks the shadows? -(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/123/b/d/go_back_to_sleep_by_glitter_bat-d63x1ex.gif)
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Rhodri on April 16, 2015, 12:29:23 am
I relent my former association with Lurker to worship Exodus the Knowledgable.
May he enlighten me with his intellect and greatness.
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 16, 2015, 12:31:14 am
Ssstil an atheist... I'm just gonna give in to your occult tomfoolery.
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Exodus on April 16, 2015, 12:36:56 am
Good, come to me friends..followers.
May knowledge grow as the heaps of the fruit tree
and may your dedication be like the mighty oak, unrooted and tall.

I speak to you knowledge: The animals of the burrows awaken. It is time for both planting and harvesting.  This month...its being was set to watch by the men of Rome, so long ago.

Speak to Exodus
May he hear you.
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 16, 2015, 12:39:21 am
Yeah, it's summer... this isn't a religion it's just science put into fancy poet words. GET REKT NURD.
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Exodus on April 16, 2015, 12:47:32 am
It is alright if you dont openly accept Wilson pup.
Im in your signature, you've already chosen
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Rhodri on April 16, 2015, 12:49:05 am
I want to feel Exodus's manjuice in and on me.
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 16, 2015, 12:51:26 am
What. The f*ck. Why?


Quote from: Exodus on April 16, 2015, 12:47:32 am
It is alright if you dont openly accept Wilson pup.
Im in your signature, you've already chosen
Not anymore motherfu*ker NOT ANYMORE.
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Exodus on April 16, 2015, 12:56:37 am
JOIN ME
JOIN MY FOREVER ETERNAL BEING
SPEAK TO ME GIVE YOUR VERY BEING TO ME
SPEAK TO EXODUS!
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Perigrin on April 16, 2015, 12:57:49 am
Quote from: Rhodri on April 16, 2015, 12:49:05 am
I want to feel Exodus's manjuice in and on me.
sadly, Exodus is straight. Anyway, like the cult here.
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Exodus on April 16, 2015, 01:02:48 am
You know...I have a dedicated group of followers at school to...ee even have a secret signal...
Different persona, tjis is Exodus land.
Join us Peri?
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Perigrin on April 16, 2015, 01:04:25 am
If there is sex in this evil sect (last one I was in was chaste), ok.
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Exodus on April 16, 2015, 01:10:56 am
Going to have to ask Rhodri bout that.
Also we arent a sect.
Or a religion
Just a group.
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Rhodri on April 16, 2015, 02:06:29 am
Quote from: Perigrin on April 16, 2015, 01:04:25 am
If there is sex in this evil sect (last one I was in was chaste), ok.
There better be.

Wait...
HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS GROUP EVIL! YOU SHALL PERISH FOR THESE INSULTS!

Spoiler: I type dirty things to Exodus (hover to show)
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Bubbadoo on April 16, 2015, 05:01:46 am
The one who lurks in the shadows is the one true god. -(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/123/b/d/go_back_to_sleep_by_glitter_bat-d63x1ex.gif)
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Six on April 16, 2015, 08:11:18 am
LURKER WILL NOT BE PLEASED. ESPECIALLY WITH YOU RHODRI, TRAITORS ARE TO BE THROWN INTO THE PIT OF ETERNAL SUFFERING. YOUR ENTRAILS WILL DECORATE THE HALLS OF THE DAMNED.
NOTHING CAN STOP ITS GLORIOUSNESS
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Caconym on April 16, 2015, 02:43:00 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/OvG7qXc.png)
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Exodus on April 16, 2015, 10:45:31 pm
Pit of eternal suffering.
Is that what the cool kids are calling the basement now?
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 16, 2015, 10:48:43 pm
Wait wait wait... you're talkin' normally.
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Hibou on April 16, 2015, 10:53:34 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/8swEnhW.png)
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Wheel-Son on April 16, 2015, 11:03:01 pm
Translation:
Yeah man, what happened to the semi-religous poems you were speaking.
Title: Re: He Who Gives Escape
Post by: Exodus on April 17, 2015, 11:28:39 pm
Very well
Give prithee your ears
Lend hither your voice
Lower thine eyes
And then you may rejoice.
Watch not in the day
Stay wake in the night
Do what you can
To give a great fight.
Watch for escape
From the one embodiment
Give Lurker a run
And we can have so much FUN