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The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 05:00:16 am

Title: 2 Word Story
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 05:00:16 am
I thought I would bring this back from the old Whales Dev Forum.

Rules
Rule one: you can only post 2 words (grammar doesn't count)
Rule two: You can't double post wait for at least one other person to post before you can post again.
Rule three: Don't talk about the Jacques Hammer
Rule four: DON'T TALK ABOUT THE JACQUES HAMMER
Rule five: Have fun!
Rule six: Pictures add to the story :P
Rule eight: There is no rule seven
Rule nine: Anyone who saves the entirety of this story in a word doc or something is awesome in my book


I will start,

Today KA101
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 05:03:17 am
Today that fuckwad admin on the cata forum fucked a
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Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 05:11:42 am
Why the edit? It's no longer 2 words.
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Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 05:16:32 am
In order to include the whole story so far in one post so it is easier for anyone to put it in a word document if anyone wants to.
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 05:19:32 am
Ok that is a good idea, but I was talking about my post. It was originally the username of one of the mods, but I guess we can't say his name?
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Stopsignal on March 02, 2015, 06:26:39 am
Today that fuckwad admin on the cata forum fucked a community so
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Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 06:31:04 am
Today that fuckwad admin on the cata forum fucked a community so hard that
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Caconym on March 02, 2015, 07:15:19 am
Today that fuckwad admin on the cata forum fucked a community so hard that Inadequate returned


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off topicy bit: we need to try and summon him(the Great Inadequate One) here
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 07:21:30 am
Today that fuckwad admin on the cata forum fucked a community so hard that Inadequate returned holding a

off topicy bit: we need to try and summon him(the Great Inadequate One) here
I second this. Should we bring out the summoning circle?
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Post by: Stopsignal on March 02, 2015, 07:30:47 am
Oh god yes.
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Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 08:04:14 am
Ohh, I made it replace his name automagicly with that. Seemed like a funny idea at the time.
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Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 03:42:11 pm
Today that fuckwad admin on the cata forum fucked a community so hard that Inadequate returned holding a STEEL VIBRATOR
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 02, 2015, 03:42:55 pm
There was one a man
He died.
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Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 03:44:41 pm
There was one a man
He died.
OFF TOPIC
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Post by: Caconym on March 02, 2015, 03:46:04 pm
Today that fuckwad admin on the cata forum fucked a community so hard that Inadequate returned holding a STEEL VIBRATOR ON FIRE



There was one a man
He died.
OFF TOPIC
BAN HIM!
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 03:52:32 pm
Today that fuckwad admin on the cata forum fucked a community so hard that Inadequate returned holding a STEEL VIBRATOR ON FIRE. He hit
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 02, 2015, 04:21:27 pm
Today that fuckwad admin on the cata forum fucked a community so hard that Inadequate returned holding a STEEL VIBRATOR ON FIRE. He hit The Almighty Granola Bar grande
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: RedVulnus on March 02, 2015, 04:26:15 pm
Today that fuckwad admin on the cata forum fucked a community so hard that Inadequate returned holding a STEEL VIBRATOR ON FIRE. He hit The Almighty Granola Bar grande and pissed
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 04:27:15 pm
Today that fuckwad admin on the cata forum fucked a community so hard that Inadequate returned holding a STEEL VIBRATOR ON FIRE. He hit The Almighty Granola Bar grande and pissed off KA101
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 04:52:26 pm
Actually the sentence thing, although it's a good idea, can you just put the 2 words and just spoiler tag the story so far.

Have it like...


so he

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 02, 2015, 04:55:08 pm
Kicked Inadequate
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Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:14:52 pm
something cocaine
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 05:19:14 pm
Or I guess NOT use the spoiler tag and just forget I said anything.  :-\


of whisky.

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:19:46 pm
then the
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Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 05:31:03 pm
ninja unicorn
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Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:31:22 pm
drank some
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Post by: Wheel-Son on March 02, 2015, 05:36:17 pm
alchomahauls then
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Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:36:40 pm
masturbated furiously
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Post by: Caconym on March 02, 2015, 05:39:39 pm
Are we not doing the whole sentence thing anymore?

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Rhodri on March 02, 2015, 05:40:19 pm
Today that fuckwad admin on the cata forum fucked a community so hard that Inadequate returned holding a STEEL VIBRATOR ON FIRE. He hit The Almighty Granola Bar grande and pissed off KA101 so he kicked Inadequate something cocaine of whisky.then the ninja unicorn alchomahauls then masturbated furiously to lightbulb
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 02, 2015, 05:40:43 pm
Yes now.

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 05:52:47 pm
Come on, why am I the only one that is spoiler tagging the story so far? If i am the only one in charge of doing that it's going to get out of hand fast, like in the old 2 words story forum.


KA101 Hentai

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Caconym on March 02, 2015, 06:40:25 pm

KA101 Hentai

(http://i.imgur.com/Fwh4Cpy.jpg)

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And tentacle-porn
(hyphenated so it's 1 word technically :P)

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Forrest on March 02, 2015, 07:11:34 pm
are my
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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 07:18:06 pm
Main fetish
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Post by: Siege-Loli on March 02, 2015, 07:19:37 pm

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and goo-girls
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Perigrin on March 02, 2015, 07:22:48 pm
and goo-girls
do teh spoiler or else.
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 02, 2015, 08:04:28 pm
and goo-girls
do teh spoiler or else.
FOR WE CAN MODIFY POSTS NOW!
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 02, 2015, 10:04:09 pm
Last post for the night, G'night you glorious bastards.
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Exodus on March 02, 2015, 10:41:11 pm
Really suck

im sorry, i dont know how to spoiler.
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 03, 2015, 06:24:39 am
Really suck

im sorry, i dont know how to spoiler.
It's like this
[.spoiler.=.Story so far.]Today that fuckwad admin on the cata forum fucked a community so hard that Inadequate returned holding a STEEL VIBRATOR ON FIRE. He hit The Almighty Granola Bar grande and pissed off KA101 so he kicked Inadequate something cocaine of whisky. Then the ninja unicorn drank some alchomahauls then masturbated furiously to lightbulb. Yes now. KA101 Hentai And tentacle-porn are my main fetish and goo-girls really suck.[./.spoiler.] (Without the periods.)
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: ajwilli1 on March 03, 2015, 01:01:14 pm
but bewbs

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[spoiler.=.Story So Far][/.spoiler]

Here you go, just delete the periods, and copy paste the current story. I'll just include this little tag with each of my posts.
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Caconym on March 03, 2015, 02:10:47 pm
of steel

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Code: [Select]
[spoiler] shit goes here [/spoiler] just copy that no messing with .'s required
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 03, 2015, 04:53:11 pm
were in

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Rhodri on March 03, 2015, 05:15:37 pm
Palin's anus.

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 03, 2015, 05:38:25 pm
The Almighty Granola Bar Granade

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Post by: ajwilli1 on March 03, 2015, 05:41:16 pm
Ordered grande

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Post by: Bubbadoo on March 03, 2015, 05:45:40 pm

Granada-styled tacos

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Rhodri on March 03, 2015, 05:58:10 pm
to shove



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Post by: Bubbadoo on March 03, 2015, 06:03:42 pm

up his

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Post by: Wheel-Son on March 03, 2015, 06:04:30 pm
Bum hole.

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Post by: Rhodri on March 03, 2015, 06:06:59 pm
Hobo Joe


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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Wheel-Son on March 03, 2015, 06:12:55 pm
Shanked The Almighty Granola Bar

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Post by: Bubbadoo on March 03, 2015, 06:14:15 pm

whilst slurring

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Post by: Rhodri on March 03, 2015, 06:15:09 pm
, and wielding

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Post by: Bubbadoo on March 03, 2015, 06:17:29 pm

a Mininuke (active)

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Rhodri on March 03, 2015, 06:22:26 pm
, it asploded



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Post by: Bubbadoo on March 03, 2015, 06:24:06 pm

and Hobojoe

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Rhodri on March 03, 2015, 06:25:02 pm
fapped to

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 03, 2015, 06:27:52 pm
KA101 Yaoi

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(Oh The Almighty Granola Bar-senpai edit that post HARD (I am sorry. :P))
Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Rhodri on March 03, 2015, 06:29:10 pm
. Then some

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Mr. Epic Cheese Man on March 04, 2015, 02:52:17 am
Misogynistic bitches

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Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 05:21:19 am
dared to

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Post by: Caconym on March 04, 2015, 07:18:34 am
Commit heresy
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Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 07:28:08 am
by summoning

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Post by: Caconym on March 04, 2015, 07:32:10 am
Tour mother

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Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 07:33:53 am
who was

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Post by: Caconym on March 04, 2015, 07:43:47 am
The embodiment



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Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 07:45:27 am

of Obama.



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Post by: Caconym on March 04, 2015, 09:51:36 am
Then suddenly



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Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 10:04:07 am
, Vladimir Putin



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Post by: Wheel-Son on March 04, 2015, 10:06:54 am
Took a


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Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 10:44:26 am

communist turd


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Post by: Bubbadoo on March 04, 2015, 05:47:45 pm

on Patriotism.

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Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 05:53:32 pm
Obama banged

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Post by: Flame on March 04, 2015, 05:57:05 pm
the door

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Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 05:58:31 pm
so hard


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Post by: Bubbadoo on March 04, 2015, 05:59:17 pm

freedom shattered

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Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 06:01:10 pm
, causing the


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Post by: Caconym on March 04, 2015, 06:16:14 pm
alien invasion

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Rhodri on March 04, 2015, 06:21:22 pm
Of Uranus.

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Bubbadoo on March 04, 2015, 08:36:58 pm

SJW KA101

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Zaweri Runewright on March 20, 2015, 11:50:41 am
. Vladimir Putin
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Post by: Six on March 20, 2015, 11:35:07 pm
And Cthulhu
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Post by: Perigrin on March 21, 2015, 01:11:21 am
had BUTTSECKS
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Post by: Bubbadoo on March 21, 2015, 02:10:57 am

, KINKY BUTTSECKS.

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Post by: Zaweri Runewright on March 21, 2015, 03:33:38 am
Then they
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Post by: Six on March 21, 2015, 09:20:11 am
Tried to
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Post by: Rhodri on March 21, 2015, 05:05:48 pm
murder a
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Post by: Perigrin on March 21, 2015, 05:16:52 pm
Goo-Girl Ambassador
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Post by: Rhodri on March 21, 2015, 05:23:11 pm
. Everybody died.
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Post by: Wheel-Son on March 21, 2015, 05:30:21 pm
THE END.

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Title: Re: 2 Word Story
Post by: Six on March 21, 2015, 05:47:50 pm
Considering that I'm gonna start a new one, if that's alright, otherwise just carry on with the last one and disregard this post.

A long
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Post by: Zaweri Runewright on March 21, 2015, 05:52:10 pm
, long pole
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Post by: Six on March 21, 2015, 05:56:10 pm
Axe, was

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Post by: Perigrin on March 21, 2015, 06:56:22 pm
Gary Gygax's
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Post by: Six on March 21, 2015, 07:01:07 pm
Murder weapon

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Post by: Perigrin on March 21, 2015, 08:06:43 pm
. He beheaded


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Post by: Mr. Epic Cheese Man on March 21, 2015, 09:15:29 pm
jihadi john
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Post by: Six on March 21, 2015, 09:27:42 pm

In London

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